Well, thank goodness the car was unharmed.
Many men have paid far more in extortion money over a little........OK, not going there.
Cat People are strange.
Next to Stormy Daniels, that’s the most expensive pussy I’ve ever heard of. /sarc
Two dollar’s worth of ammo saves $10K!
“I have your cat. Gimme $10K or I’ll kill it.”
“As far as I’m concerned, my cat is already dead and waiting for me in Paradise. You, on the other hand, have an appointment in Hell very soon, which I intend to facilitate.”
“OK, if it’s like that, then here’s your cat, it’s perfectly OK.”
“Thanks.” Click, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM! Click. Sound of brass being picked up, and a cat meowing.
Real men hate cats. I always got a few around... sometimes I let the nice ones in the house. My feral killers live in the area.
People do not have cats, cats have people.
I didnt think that Hillary was that hard up for money ...