Transplaining: I'm a cisgender man. How do I tell my friends and family my partner is transgender?

Mic ^ | July 3, 2018 | Serena Daniari

[JBW1949]

LOL...Yeah....I wouldn’t be either...

[fwdude]

“I’m a 35-year-old man and I’ve always identified as straight.”

Just fess up. You’re a fag.

[fwdude]

I’ve always wanted to “identify” to someone that I’m a Trans-transgender, a man who identifies as a woman who wants to transition to a man.

It’s no stranger than what’s out there.

[RightGeek]

The guy likes transvestites

[Salamander]

I have no idea.

A mutant freak, maybe?

[JimRed]

No, I think "cisgender" describes those individuals who "identify" within the sex that they were born ...

Oh, you mean...NORMAL?

[Salamander]

And how he walks in high heels, with those cloven hooves is a mystery.

[bagster]

How do I tell my friends and family my partner is a transgender?

Try this,

"Hey guys, guess what. I'm a faggot."

Easy peezy.

Bagster

[Red Badger]

One FReeper suggested a robot.............

[Salamander]

This is one of those days where I’m *thisclose* to blurting out something that will get me the ZOT.

:D

[spincaster]

No you just sick!

[sphinx]

I am nervous for my friends and family to meet my amazing and beautiful transgender partner. How should I break it to them?

Chances are, they'll immediately understand why your two marriages and numerous other quickie relationships with real women never worked out. In fact, some of them will have suspected the truth all along.

[bagster]

It’s best people like this don’t get pets either.

Wait. Are we talking about a cis-cat or a trans-cat. Many dogs identify as cats these days.

Specie-ism is a spectrum.

Bagster

[Windflier]

He’s pretending he’s straight

But he calls himself Serena.

Dude is mixed up six ways from Sunday.

[outofsalt]

I just read 94 replies and nobody laughed at this, "When considering your query"?
Huh, Hu Huh, He said, Query!
He should have said, considering you're queery.

[PAR35]

So many new terms to keep up with.

Both translate to "queer as a $3 bill".

[BobL]

“I’m not ashamed, but I am nervous for my friends and family to meet my amazing and beautiful transgender partner. How should I break it to them?”

Go to Russia, find a Shrink who speaks decent English (most probably do), and he’ll set you back to the ‘normal’ path, since there aren’t any laws against helping people straightening out in Russia.

At that point, you’ll be able to join society as a normal person.

[Falconspeed]

“I’ve been married twice.” And he is still in denial. Dude. Grow up.

[TexasTransplant]

*** “Hi mom and dad. I am mentally ill. Can you help me?” ***

Says it all, next sentence is “I have these Student Loans...

[Trillian]