[CGASMIA68]

My dearest Aunt told me this 40 plus years ago:

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and this conversation ensued: "Have you any grounds?" Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" It's made of concrete. "I don' think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" No, we have carport, and not need one. "I mean what are your relations like?" All my relations still in Poland . " Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. "Does your wife beat you up?" No, I'm always up before her each morning. "Is your wife a nagger?" No, she white. "Why do you want this divorce?" She going to kill me. "What makes you think that?" I got proof. "What kind of proof?" She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER

[Nevadan]

Good story

[antidisestablishment]

That’s a keeper!

[Drumbo]

My dearest Aunt told me this 40 plus years ago: [snip]
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

No, she didn't. There were no DVD's "40 plus years ago". DVD's have only been around for 22 years. (Maybe she said CD's? ... oh wait, they've only been around since 1982).

I don't buy the the hyphenated millionaire victim's claims at all - it would be the first "Luxury" Marriott I've seen without video coverage of the hallways, but, your "joke" really adds nothing to the discussion except to stereotype yourself, and (in the eyes of libtard trolls) FReepers as racists. If you must, please keep the off-topic "nagger/Polish" jokes in FReepmail. Thank you.

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