1 posted on
07/08/2018 4:50:25 PM PDT by
ETL
To: ETL
Soak raisins or currants in grain alcohol. Toss them all along the stone edges of open hay fields after the first frost. Easy pheasant hunting. One year we just leaned over and picked them up without even taking a shot. Once the hens sobered up we let them go.
2 posted on
07/08/2018 4:56:57 PM PDT by
blackdog
To: ETL
The soccer match sure has them going as well.
3 posted on
07/08/2018 5:02:40 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: ETL
“I’m more of a stout drinker myself but this pils is not bad on a hot summer day.”
To: ETL
A Flock of Drunken Seagulls
7 posted on
07/08/2018 5:58:52 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: ETL
Some beer for my little friends! Hic!
8 posted on
07/08/2018 6:00:39 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: ETL
11 posted on
07/08/2018 7:21:26 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(A gentleman arms himself for the protection of others.)
To: ETL
I once worked a shut down at a grain elevator, the canadian geese would get so drunk on fermented corn from water puddles that I sometimes had to pick them up and throw them in a box to sober up or they would get run over.
One of the guys made some drunk goose jerky for me too. Mmmm.
17 posted on
07/08/2018 9:38:14 PM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: ETL
There was no tern unstoned.
20 posted on
07/09/2018 7:38:58 AM PDT by
southernnorthcarolina
("The power to tax is the power to destroy." -- Chief Justice John Marshall, 1819)
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