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A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier, Study Reveals
Tinnuochan ^ | 23JUL18 | Tin Nước Hàn

Posted on 07/29/2018 9:41:29 PM PDT by vannrox

Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses, exciting right?

According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.

As is turns out, big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye. This new study shows that women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.

And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development.

The ABC News reports Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos’s statement, the leader of the study, “Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, who leads the team at the University of Oxford, says that women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose.”

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To: 1_Inch_Group

I’m sure you’re in the 10% I’m wrong about! ;)


61 posted on 07/30/2018 1:14:34 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Dilbert San Diego

#2. Hold on to your toupee. The WIND is about to blow.

Obviously the British researchers haven’t spend any time in a “hood” WalMart or KMart. If they had, they would have shot themselves rather than publish this report.

While a lot of “Big Booties” are the results of genetic heritage (i.e. Osteopigea - ex. Hottentot and Congo Pygmies who have extremely extended rear ends that store both water and fats to survive their harsh environments), in the “hoods” of DC, P.G. County and northern Virginia, the causes of “big butts” are extremely poor eating habits (some due to poverty, poor food education, and FRIED CHICKEN, PORK RINDS, AND GREASY COLLARD GREENS, PLUS FRENCH FRIES, cheap burgers by the pound, ice cream, soda, and Chili dogs with everything on them).

You have to feel sorry for these women who look like walking lard trucks because they suffer from many weight related physical ailments, pass on bad eating habits to their children, and smoke too damned much.

The same applies to a lot of men but they tend to have huge flabby stomachs instead of big butts.

Remember how the old “Rev.” Al Sharpton used to look - like a human blimp advertising “free buffets” every day - and he was the top moocher of free meals. Bankrupted many an “All you can eat” place in his life time.

Sometimes a little education and a little self control would help. Don’t know how it is in England since a lot of their food is full of fat and tastes like shit, but from the English women I’ve seen on TV in Antiques Roadshow and others, the women look like plump turkeys ready for Thanksgiving.


62 posted on 07/30/2018 1:21:49 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: vannrox

“big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye”

I’ve got two eyes....


63 posted on 07/30/2018 1:25:07 AM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: Lean-Right

#63. That’s why they wrote the song or named the band “One Eyed Blind”.


64 posted on 07/30/2018 1:29:16 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

I can’t believe no one here hasn’t mentioned Bertha Butt, one of the Butt Sisters.


65 posted on 07/30/2018 1:46:36 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: vannrox

I’ll be damned. 62 comments and no one has mentioned...

BERTHA!


66 posted on 07/30/2018 1:49:42 AM PDT by Paul R.
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To: Paul R.

67 posted on 07/30/2018 1:49:59 AM PDT by Paul R.
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To: gigster

Heh - you posted as I was looking for the image!


68 posted on 07/30/2018 1:50:45 AM PDT by Paul R.
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

Heh. In my younger days I would have suggested a double date. Both of you hit the town with me. You have no idea what that level of confidence says to a woman. It was about a 50% thing. It was a matter of “she is hot, he is hot, I am hot, why not?”


69 posted on 07/30/2018 2:09:15 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: vannrox

Rationalizing fat America


70 posted on 07/30/2018 2:12:08 AM PDT by wardaddy (Hanged not hung.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Amen

A nice white girl Apple or peach butt

My wife’s 25 years of yoga and five foot 105 pounds is all I could ever ask for butt wise and I have a nice pic in grey yoga pants but it would be the shot heard round the net...I just woke up one day and noticed damn she now has a butt....it like lifted magically

Celebrity butts we all know....hmmm.....Mila Kunis for one

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I just threw this in there cause she’s 52.....incredible woman

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71 posted on 07/30/2018 2:30:03 AM PDT by wardaddy (Hanged not hung.)
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To: vannrox

I like big butts I cannot lie....


72 posted on 07/30/2018 2:37:21 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: wardaddy

Stunningly Beautiful ! You da lucky man :)


73 posted on 07/30/2018 3:07:50 AM PDT by ropin71 (God Bless our Troops!)
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To: grey_whiskers

that is just nasty.....


74 posted on 07/30/2018 3:28:57 AM PDT by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
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To: vannrox

Women with big butts are actually stupid. By packing away the fat necessary to develop such a posterior, they are creating a negative reaction to its appearance. The negative reaction is reality. To ignore that negative reaction, or engage in other forms of denial, is stupidity.


75 posted on 07/30/2018 3:34:40 AM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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To: vannrox

Actually they have no evidence that such women are smarter—only that they tend to have more Omega-3 fat.

Actually, higher testosterone women tend to be smarter—and they don’t tend toward a pear shape at all.


76 posted on 07/30/2018 3:37:41 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: webheart

Nope—zero evidence of that at all.

In fact, it works to the contrary.


77 posted on 07/30/2018 3:40:49 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: gigster

“I’ll sock it to you, daddy.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU


78 posted on 07/30/2018 4:05:47 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (End the Mueller Gestapo now. Free the Donald.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

I think our English FReepers will take offense to you last comment.


79 posted on 07/30/2018 4:06:00 AM PDT by the_individual2014
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To: vannrox
Oxford Scientific Study Team:


80 posted on 07/30/2018 4:18:34 AM PDT by maddog55
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