Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)

Just some fun stuff! | 7/30/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz and humblegunner

[lightman]

“The Force be with y’all”

certainly beats a New England Yankee

“The Farce be with you”

[firebrand]

plaid . . . LOL

[central_va]

Where’s the redwood deck?

[central_va]

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

• You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
• Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
• You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
• At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
• You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
• You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
• The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
• Wookies are offended by your B.O.
• You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
• You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side… it’ll be a hoot."
• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
• You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
• You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
• Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.My favorite....
• You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
• You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
• Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".
• You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
• You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
• Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
• If you hear … "Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!"

[firebrand]

14. You aren’t surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.

Gold.

[lightman]

Ping for #64

Nascar podracing?

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

Where is the picture of Han and Luke doing a hood slide?

[huckleberry55]

*(Han Solo) ...”Hold my beer, ...Watch This Shit”

[huckleberry55]

*( Chewbacca )
....” AAaarrrRRRRR RRrrrr , YA’ALL”.....

[DarthVader]

LOL

[Bullish]

Good Gawd! I figered Humble would be one da fellers dat’d come along and holler at yer fer that.

I got good chuckles... Thankee kindly.

[PLMerite]

“Lyuke! That thar is YO SISTAH not YO COUSIN!! “

That’s okay, it’s a family tradition with their folk.

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

21. Your family tree has no branches, until you add the in-laws, ex-laws, and out-laws, at which point it looks like a briar patch.

[DAVEY CROCKETT]

LOL don’t worry August and September are on the way. Many a Saturday s football games I was in hopes of passing out to go to the hospital for relief, then I was informed wait till after the game.

BTW whose your college football team Georgia or Georgia Tech, you have too chose, grandmother’s argue about this.

[wardaddy]

That’s funny.

[DAVEY CROCKETT]

Lol that’s not to true in Georgia proper, but just across the Georgia line Ducktown Tn and Murphy Nc its the truth today.

[Lee'sGhost]

This will come as a shock to my father who grew up poor in Georgia in the ‘30s and NEVER talked like that. But I guess it could happen, even with the plaid people.

[Lee'sGhost]

Now THIS is funny, because it’s authentic. Love these four belles.

[Lazamataz]

This will come as a shock to my father who grew up poor in Georgia in the ‘30s and NEVER talked like that.

There's the problem. He was too poor to afford a Deep South drawl.

[blu]

As usual, fabulous! Thanks for the laughs!