Posted on 08/02/2018 8:05:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin
Star farts below 700 MHz panic ensues.
It is a count down sequence...
correctamundo
Redrumredrumredrumredrumredrum
I hope it is not a previous unknown cousin of Dr. McCoy’s “girlfriend” Nancy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Trap#Plot
Oh yea, for absolute certainty it is ET calling home!!!! /sarc
John has a long mustache...
It could be the secret message to the resistance movement.
Evidence of Alien/Clinton collusion!
Bat Girl, right?
Better get those Biaviian Symbols before it’s too late.
MH370 ?
A Blonde decides to go Ice Fishing. She gathers up all the gear at the Sporting Goods Store and heads off to go Fishing.
She sets up Her gear and chops a hole in the ice, sits down and drops a line in the hole. She sits waiting.
Suddenly the is a BOOMING Voice “There are no fish under the ice”.
She looks around and seeing nobody she shrugs her shoulders and returns to Fishing.
A few minutes later again a BOOMING Voice says “There are no fish under.the ice”. Once more she looks around and seeing nobody and goes back to Fishing.
A few minutes later again a BOOMING Voice says “There are no fish under the ice !!!”
She stands up, looking all around and still not seeing anybody she asks “God, is that You ?”
The BOOMING VOICE SAYS “NO, IT’S THE RINK MANAGER- THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE !!!”
A Blonde decides to go Ice Fishing. She gathers up all the gear at the Sporting Goods Store and heads off to go Fishing.
She sets up Her gear and chops a hole in the ice, sits down and drops a line in the hole. She sits waiting.
Suddenly the is a BOOMING Voice “There are no fish under the ice”.
She looks around and seeing nobody she shrugs her shoulders and returns to Fishing.
A few minutes later again a BOOMING Voice says “There are no fish under.the ice”. Once more she looks around and seeing nobody and goes back to Fishing.
A few minutes later again a BOOMING Voice says “There are no fish under the ice !!!”
She stands up, looking all around and still not seeing anybody she asks “God, is that You ?”
The BOOMING VOICE SAYS “NO, IT’S THE RINK MANAGER- THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE !!!”
It’s saying “A Blah S Panol?’’
Oui! The dice are on the carpet. Je repeat, the dice are on the carpet.
“My name...…...Jose T. Kirk”
No modulation?
ya never know
Just heard a report from Mama via NASCAR SHOW on NBCSN. Due to last weeks 13 Post Qualifying infractions. Q will happen then Post Q Inspections and on SUNDAY MORNING “We change the rules weekly NUTSCAR” will announce Q results and Assign Pit Stalls!!!
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