University finds prominent astrophysicist Lawrence Krauss grabbed a woman’s breast

sciencemag.org ^ | 3 | Meredith Wadman

[grey_whiskers]

“Boy Wonder, I only did it to fight crime....because it would be a crime to not cop a feel.”

Cop a feel by feeling a cop?

Remember, he's already wearing tights, a mask, and a cape: next you know he'll invite her to slide down a pole to a secret cave in the vicinity of a rich man's mansion. After that, all he needs is the bat-cuffs!

Fifty Shades of Wayne...?!!

[grey_whiskers]

[kanawa]

I hadn’t heard the story behind it, thanks. :)

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#41. “Is that a batpole or are you just happy to see me?”

[who_would_fardels_bear]

If there's any irony in this situation it's that Krauss recently wrote a book where he tried to show that the entire universe came from nothing.

Now he's probably thinking he did nothing and is now in a world ... or many worlds ... of hurt.

[Songcraft]

It seems he took this advice the wrong way...

       

[Maudeen]

Krauss is a prominent member of the skeptics movement, which disputes the existence of a god or supernatural powers.

Woe to this man if he influences others of his beliefs. He is one mixed up dude. I wonder what his parents believe(d)?

[Rebelbase]

Depending on the size it could have been a gravitational attraction.

[Figment]

Sexual harassment, like comedy, is based on timing. timing is everything

[Yaelle]

Excellent photo choice.

[robowombat]

Uncle Ray, we never knew what happened to you!

[Vendome]

Breastman!

[Bubba Gump Shrimp]

Some say Christopher Langan is the worlds smartest man... he has worked off and on as a bouncer.

[Jack Hammer]

He’d have been much better off if he’d grabbed somebody’s dick.

[wally_bert]

I bet the bouncer job paid better.

[Spacetrucker]

Lazy would SOOO get down on that :-D

[Spacetrucker]

Meant Laz ... geez

[PGalt]

From planet of the apes we have Larry astrorapist Krauss grabbing that expanding universe?

[Lurker]

OMG!

You win.

L

[DUMBGRUNT]

I bet the bouncer job paid better.

Yes, if you include tips.

And the joint is still there!
He was working there in the 1990’s.
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