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Mystery surrounds orange turning purple; government collects it for forensic testing
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| 09/06/2018
| Patrick Williams
Posted on 09/12/2018 7:04:33 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:04:33 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Purple Rain.
Guy formally known as Prince related.
Changed his name to some sort of tranny symbol.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:09:06 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: BenLurkin
I don’t know for sure, but I highly suspect glowBull warming is the cause. Gotta be.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:10:28 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: BenLurkin
Blood Oranges.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:13:19 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: BenLurkin
Silly. It's probably just a blood orange. Often the segments of a blood orange are not all purple and she did not see it until the next day. This really requires government intervention? What a joke. People need a life beyond what we are now. How did the human race survive up to now before we had a government that encroaches into every minute aspect of our lives with a willing populace? I have seen everything now-—maybe.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:13:55 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: BenLurkin
I bet a virus in the orange interacting with a mold. I know the key to getting some orchids to bloom was a virus.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:14:10 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
To: BenLurkin
Purple is the new orange.
To: BenLurkin
Its Australia.
I blame the kangaroos.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:15:41 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin
It looked fine, smelt fine, and the three slices he sucked on were later binned. Sounds positive, I guess?
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:28:49 PM PDT
by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: BenLurkin
There once was a guy with an orange
He kept that there orange for a month
It didn’t turn silver
It turned kinda purple
So he gave that spoilt orange to his wolf.
— the non-rhyming limerick
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:34:37 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Liberals have become moralistic, dogmatic, sententious, self-righteous, pinch-faced prudes.)
To: BenLurkin
It's everywhere there.
To: BenLurkin
Been in my fridge, eh?
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:41:01 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
To: BenLurkin
Does that make it a purple?
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:45:15 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
Yes.
And still nothing rhymes with it.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:49:14 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Daffynition
On Wednesday morning, Ms Moffitt woke up to find the remaining fruit was part orange, part purple. And by evening...
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:49:30 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:55:56 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Government can never be trusted. It's full of government employees.)
To: null and void
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:57:48 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: null and void
That joke will never work again if all the oranges become purples.
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:59:35 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Liberals are locusts.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
09/12/2018 7:59:45 PM PDT
by
adorno
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