Mystery surrounds orange turning purple; government collects it for forensic testing

.abc.net.au ^ | 09/06/2018 | Patrick Williams

[GnuThere]

Isn’t is CNN who knows everything about apples and oranges?
Ask them.

[eartick]

Lil Mrs Moffitt should have stuck to her curds and whey.

[imardmd1]

Agent Purple

[Right Wing Assault]

And still nothing rhymes with it.

There was a young fellow from Orange
Who got his tongue stuck in a door hinge
...you finish it.

[bluejean]

“There was a young fellow from Orange
Who got his tongue stuck in a door hinge”
He thought he had settled
His taste for old metal
Until he gave into the door binge

[piasa]

The color of blood oranges has a lot to do with growing temperatures. Cool night time temps enhance the color, otherwise they look pretty much like a regular orange. Caifornia is more blood orange country because of this, in Florida they don’t always color up.

[thecodont]

Took me a moment there. :)

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

The orange was a crossbreed between an orange and a purple plum. The bees got the wrong pollen to the wrong plants.

[Daffynition]

Isn't Ms Moffitt, the one who sits on a tuffit? ...eating her probiotic yogurt?

[Cementjungle]

This woman is obviously racist.

"The orange was fine until it was a different color" she says.

She's probably some sort of Trump fan.

[bgill]

The orange was confused so self identified as purple.

[jerod]

[Larry Lucido]

"Are you following this?"

[T-Bone Texan]

Prince got mad after he changed his name because every body started calling him TAFKAP: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.