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50 Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men
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Posted on 09/20/2018 5:54:42 AM PDT by navysealdad

You don’t need science to prove that women live longer than men, you just need this hilarious photographic evidence of men being men .

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1 posted on 09/20/2018 5:54:42 AM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

However, the life expectancy of trans-women is shorter...

Must be testosterone poisoning!


2 posted on 09/20/2018 5:59:25 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: navysealdad

I tell my wife that men have a shorter life expectancy because we’re married to women.


3 posted on 09/20/2018 6:01:14 AM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Yes, men die before their wives because they *want* to.


4 posted on 09/20/2018 6:04:30 AM PDT by nickedknack
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To: navysealdad

WOW!!! I’m shaking like jello;) Will have to save the rest for later...……………..


5 posted on 09/20/2018 6:04:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: MV=PY

Yeah, whenever someone states that married men live longer than single men, I say it just seems that way.


6 posted on 09/20/2018 6:07:51 AM PDT by Stevenc131
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To: navysealdad

this is actually pretty funny

i think also you might add, this is why the third world is the third world....just sayin


7 posted on 09/20/2018 6:11:35 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: navysealdad

I’m surprised that Bush, Sr. outlived his Babs although she developed the grandma look early on. My dad died at age 50 from lymphatic cancer but Mom is still going at age 92. What it is.


8 posted on 09/20/2018 6:13:34 AM PDT by tflabo (Varmints)
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To: navysealdad

Don’t get me started. LOL!


9 posted on 09/20/2018 6:13:37 AM PDT by MGunny
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10 posted on 09/20/2018 6:22:15 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: MV=PY

Personally, I think that men die sooner because, after a couple of decades of marriage, we’re ready to go...


11 posted on 09/20/2018 6:46:54 AM PDT by Little Ray (Freedom Before Security!)
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women
12 posted on 09/20/2018 6:58:37 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: navysealdad

Think spiders


13 posted on 09/20/2018 7:14:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: navysealdad

Hold muh beer!


14 posted on 09/20/2018 8:21:05 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: navysealdad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQcuk_ebNSM

Here’s an additional reason :o)


15 posted on 09/20/2018 8:29:23 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: navysealdad

#51 The pillow placed over the man’s head while he is asleep by his wife.


16 posted on 09/20/2018 1:40:43 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: navysealdad

‘Cause they don’t have to put up with women. Duh.


17 posted on 09/20/2018 7:13:16 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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