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Being very silly | 9/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.

Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."

Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"

This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: duac; fake; kavanaugh; thecruicible2; witchhunt
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To: Lazamataz
I overheard someone say they knew a guy who's room-mate has a last name that also starts with a 'K' and this room-mate might have made a lewd comment about a non-gender-specific person. I believe that probably qualifies as corroborating evidence for whatever accusations are levied at Judge Kavanaugh past, present, or future.

Remember, the accuser must be believed unquestioningly you insensitive, racist, sexist pig! The Republican is considered guilty until proven innocent!

41 posted on 09/27/2018 5:38:52 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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To: Lazamataz

these accusations are starting to show a pattern.

you drag $$$$ through the far left you never know who will accuse next.


42 posted on 09/27/2018 5:40:38 AM PDT by SMGFan ( .)
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To: ThunderSleeps
I overheard someone say they knew a guy who's room-mate has a last name that also starts with a 'K' and this room-mate might have made a lewd comment about a non-gender-specific person. I believe that probably qualifies as corroborating evidence for whatever accusations are levied at Judge Kavanaugh past, present, or future.

Further evidence just came in: The friend of an uncle of a professor of a college where my aunt's child went heard it on the radio that the mother of a man who read it on the internet heard that some guy was talking about, on the subway, that he heard his barber met a prostitute who saw a police report about a poster about this girl who saw on TV that three guys in a bar were talking about a politician who mentioned in a press conference that he heard his father had mentioned that he saw read some magazine that said that Kevin Bacon had overheard from a news anchor that four girls in an elementary school mentioned that their parents had heard on their CB radio that a trucker had saw some guy who said that he had a friend who knew a roomate of his who had a girlfriend that overheard at a Phish concert that Kavanaugh did something.

43 posted on 09/27/2018 5:40:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Hostage

The world will be a better place when this creep joins McCain. His sons can go with him.


44 posted on 09/27/2018 5:41:37 AM PDT by boycott
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To: SMGFan

Evidence is not important! Stop thinking like that. These are serious charges, that should be enough.


45 posted on 09/27/2018 5:41:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Lazamataz
Suggested edit for your consideration. .

This is a breaking crumbling story, no so many more details will be coming to build the paper march faux crime.

46 posted on 09/27/2018 5:41:50 AM PDT by ptsal
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To: Lazamataz

Well done! Hearsay... No proof of any injury... No witness... No crime...

Pretty simple.


47 posted on 09/27/2018 5:45:29 AM PDT by Openurmind
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To: real saxophonist

Wow...there really is a website YouTwitFace.com


48 posted on 09/27/2018 5:45:56 AM PDT by ptsal
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To: Ken Regis
At the time, she was married to Fred (surname redacted) and the mother of one son. She says her son’s violent tendencies are the direct result of the assault.

Pebbles is a tranny?

49 posted on 09/27/2018 5:45:57 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

“Where was Kavanaugh during My Lai!?!?!”

Where was now SENATOR BLUMENTHAL during My Lai!?!?!


50 posted on 09/27/2018 5:46:07 AM PDT by litehaus (A memory toooo long.............)
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To: Covenantor

https://www.puppetstringnews.com/blog/poland-deports-soros-organizer-lyudmyla-kozlovska-back-to-her-home-of-ukraine


51 posted on 09/27/2018 5:48:21 AM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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To: BenLurkin

I hear there’s a new anonymous allegation that Kavanaugh lit matches but did not close the cover before striking but the person could not remember where or when this occurred.


52 posted on 09/27/2018 5:48:22 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year)
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To: Lazamataz

Lie to me!
Tell me you will stay the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tigVYfHVmQ


53 posted on 09/27/2018 5:48:43 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: ScottinVA

The FBI should investigate immediately.

....but, who is going to investigate the FBI.... that pup Sleepy Sessions won’t hunt.


54 posted on 09/27/2018 5:49:05 AM PDT by ptsal
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To: ptsal

That doesn’t surprise me. I probably should update the tagline. I have a couple of things in mind.


55 posted on 09/27/2018 5:49:16 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! Good one dude!


56 posted on 09/27/2018 5:52:50 AM PDT by StolarStorm
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To: Hostage

Christine Ford’s headlights (eyes) are way closer together. Not her!


57 posted on 09/27/2018 5:53:21 AM PDT by EnquiringMind
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To: Lazamataz

You’re just trying to distract. We know you hit that. :-)


58 posted on 09/27/2018 5:56:13 AM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: EnquiringMind
Christine Ford’s headlights (eyes) are way closer together. Not her!

Reminds me of a very old joke I heard as a youngster about Roy Rogers and Dale Evans on their wedding night, the punchline of which being:

Dale! Dale! Quick! Turn on your headlights ... Trigger's trapped in the Grand Canyon ...

59 posted on 09/27/2018 5:56:22 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Democrats are National Socialists)
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To: StolarStorm

Thanks.


60 posted on 09/27/2018 5:56:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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