Sorry, but I reacted to that one as a “groaner”.
8-)
YOU will never sit on the Supreme Court!
I guess I’ve been around sailors and other rough men in various lines of work too long. I don’t even notice the swearing some here do.
Joke my daughter told me today:
A bunny asks a baker: Do you have any carrot cakes?
The baker replies: No.
Next day the bunny asks the baker: Do you have any carrot cakes?
The baker replies: No.
Day after that the bunny asks the baker: Do you have any carrot cakes?
The baker replies: Yes I have a hundred carrot cakes.
The bunny says: I hate carrot cakes!
An oldie....As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? “A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Best chuckle I’ve had all day. Thx.
LOL!
Great thread, please don’t stop posting. We all need laughter.
Joke is from FR many years ago.
Blonde’s phone call to Mom
“Hi, Mom, it’s me.”
“Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill.”
“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call, and that’s why I’m calling you.”
“Oh, my God! What happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”
“What on earth . . . Why did you do that?”
“Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.. Mom, I knocked the daylights out of her!”
Yeah I know I’m racist. All white males are racist by definition. Might as well enjoy it.