Posted on 10/25/2018 3:55:13 PM PDT by Impy
Big news Belly Button Chick, I got a new job.
"Great, when do we move on up to the east side?"
Ok maybe I exagerrated, but George Soros has put a bounty on the head of this supposed "bomber" and I aim to collect! I have a few supsects in mind. Commisoner Smith, bring in our first interview.
"Yarr, assume the position, Colon."
"What the hell is this Impy, I thought we were friends."
You did? Really?
"Nah, I ain't friends with no honkeys!!!"
What about your parents, the Crapernicks who adopted you?
"Hey shut about that!! I don't want Malcolm X to find out I grew up in a White bread suburb! Now what is the meaning of this? I demand a lawyer!"
Relax, Colon, you're merely a person of interest, you're free to go at any time.
"But you have me chained to this big rock!"
"That's not a rock mon cher, I had a big lunch. And it's yours to keep, a token of my esteem for you."
"Eww!! Lawyer!"
"Writer's block again? What is this garbage? Boycott!!!!!!!!"
"Don't worry Colon, I'm willing to take your case pro bono."
"Johnny Cochran! But you're dead!! Did Mel bring you back?"
"Don't be silly, I'm cartoon Johnny Cochran, from South Park, I was never alive to begin with. Don't worry, I'm a much more skilled attorney that my real life counterpart was. I've already figured out what happened, you've been framed!"
"Oh my God, it was Putin wasn't it? Collusion!!!"
"No, Colon, it was me."
"Former Commisioner Goodell! Now I'll never get the stink of loser out of the carpet!"
Just what the hell is going on? What about my bounty?
"I'm sorry Imp, there is no bounty. It was all an elaborate ruse on my part. You see I knew you would bring in Colon, as someone who constatly expells fertilizer from his mouth, he was the obvious suspect in any bomb plot."
"Why Roger, why would you do this to me?"
"I'm so sorry, Colon. I just thought I could get my life back if I put you out of the way."
"Yarg, you scurvy dog. You know how much trouble you've cause with those bombs?"
"Oh I didn't send the bombs, I just put out the fake bounty."
"OJ just texted me that's he's committed himself to helping Soros find 'the real bombers'."
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in if haven't. Thursday kickoff in an hour and a half.
My Thursday pick, Houston won't have a problem beating the Tuna.
Bump...
Fish
Philly
Ravens
Pitt
KC
Duh Bears
Detroit
Bengals
Redskins
Colts and Raiders? Oof. Colts.
Rams
Cards
Saints
Pats
Dolphins going to beat the Texans? I don’t see that. I be a dolphin fan but Deshaun is looking better than ever. We will know in a few.
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The real Bombers .........
There’s an invasion force coming through Mexico, but all the Denver news can talk about is some football player who got arrested. And now fired.
Used to watch Roller Derby on Sunday afternoon.
O’Connell, etc.
They were formidable when Joanie Weston headed the women’s team.
Too bad that Roller Games ruined the concept, but Roller Derby was not that popular anyway.
Texans have won 4 in a row (2 in OT) against mediocre teams.
They're on national television and past due for a faceplant.
Houston over Miami
Philadelphia over Jacksonville
Carolina over Baltimore
Pittsburgh over Cleveland
Kansas City over Denver
Chicago over N.Y. Jets
Detroit over Seattle
Cincinnati over Tampa Bay
Washington over N.Y. Giants
Indianapolis over Oakland
L.A. Rams smash Green Bay
Arizona over San Francisco
New Orleans over Minnesota
New England over Buffalo
And Dallas won’t lose this week so it will help my averages (Snicker, snicker)
Texans
Eagles
Ravens
Chiefs
Steelers
Lions
Bengals
Bears
Redskins
Raiders
Niners
Packers
Saints
Pats
Sorry late
In before any score
Damn! Missed the Thursday kickoff. I’ll get the rest of my picks in before Sunday. FWIW, I would have taken the Texans.
Oh joy, the tuck rule again!
LOL, delayed penalty on a kneeldown.
I’m glad to see not many participants on this thread. How can y’all follow a league rife with America hating miscreants? I haven’t watched an NFL game since opening night last year. Your support of the NFL enriches people who hate you(if you’re conservative). Flame away.
I’m glad All is not an active member cause he would sure be tired of all the pings he gets!
https://www.freerepublic.com/~all/
I’m jumping back and forth between the Georgia Tech -Va Tech game and the Texans - Phish... Missed it.
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