Uranus will be visible to everyone in the UK tonight

Metro ^ | October 26, 2018 | Jeff Parsons

[publana]

What is Alexa doing posting Uranus to England? Grrrrr. Thankfully I refuse to have Alexa in my house.

[dragonblustar]

Nope, not mine. Been back in the U.S. for over six months now. No plans on going back to the UK either!

[MNJohnnie]

Okay, okay, I’ll put pants on.

Beat me to it. Well played

[gov_bean_ counter]

Not even with a flashlight and a mirror.

[equaviator]

Obama will be visible in Detroit tonight.

[entropy12]

I will wear 2 underwears at that time.

[Jim Noble]

[TigersEye]

And I’ll be showing it in a different country every night for the next month. :)

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Time to put cover my computer camera.

[gundog]

Does this always coincide with a full moon?

[Snickering Hound]

[rktman]

I 👀 What you did there. 👹 so I give you a 👍🏼 on that.

[Izzy Dunne]

I really wish they would change the name of this planet. We have to suffer the same juvenile jokes every time it gets mentioned.

rotating on its side, rather than on an axis

And then we have to suffer through dumb news-critter statements like this. Two bits says this clown couldn't define an "axis" properly.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

...and the jokes just write themselves!

[RightGeek]

[a fool in paradise]

Don’t stare directly at Uranus, use a mirror or you might turn to stone.

[TigersEye]

Two bits says this clown couldn't define an "axis" properly.

Everyone knows that's when three countries join together, start a world war and try to conquer the earth.

[2nd Amendment]

In Star Trek they chased Klingons around Uranus!

[dirtymac]

why are people in UK looking at my anus? seems pretty sick. oops, can’t say that it sounds anti muslim

[NFHale]

Someone shouted out “Hey! There’s Uranus!!!” And all I could think of was “Damn, what an assh*le!”