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Posted on 11/04/2018 4:50:02 AM PST by VastRWCon

Vanity. Please post quotes of your stupid local news casters.

Example. Students are REQUIRED to participate in a VOLUNTARY program. What’s voluntary about that?


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Vanity. Please post quotes of your stupid local news casters.

Example. Students are REQUIRED to participate in a VOLUNTARY program. What’s voluntary about that?

1 posted on 11/04/2018 4:50:02 AM PST by VastRWCon
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I don’t watch local news anymore. Here, they are so unattractive it is too much of a strain.

The stations seem to be in competition for hiring unattractive people.


2 posted on 11/04/2018 4:57:02 AM PST by odawg
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Ha I have noticed that too. We have a local Falica - that’s a fat girls name.

Just saying


3 posted on 11/04/2018 5:07:11 AM PST by VastRWCon (Fake News)
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To me the most annoying thing is when the local news makes a new anchor hire from out of town, and that person butchers the unusual pronunciations of local towns.

You can spot them a mile away. “I’m from not-here!”


4 posted on 11/04/2018 5:18:55 AM PST by StoneRainbow68
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A female “reporter” in Detroit about 25 years ago. Bitter cold winter night. She’s in front of a bank thermometer pontification about how cold it is and how our skin can freeze in seconds....seconds. She points to the bank thermometer and breathlessly intones that it is 4 below zero. She apparently didn’t know what the “C” meant. It was actually about 16 degrees Fahrenheit.

Another clown described the getaway vehicle as a black Bonneville Pontiac. He said it twice. In Detroit. He didn’t even know the names of the car companies.


5 posted on 11/04/2018 5:23:28 AM PST by cyclotic ( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
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The newscaster didn’t make up that rule -the state government along with schools did.


6 posted on 11/04/2018 5:31:30 AM PST by raybbr (That progressive bumper sticker on your car might just as wll say, "Yes, I'm THAT stupid!"to)
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7 posted on 11/04/2018 5:40:16 AM PST by DFG
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Boston talker Howie Carr had a couple of tv gigs. At one station, it "imported" Paula Zahn as an anchor.

Zahn's apparently a very nice person, and gave Howie a ride one day.

She talked about getting job in Houston, and the station sent her straight to "pronunciation school". The station learned the hard way that an out-of-towner wouldn't be accepted if s/he couldn't get the Houston dialect down on a group of words, specifically including local locale names.

8 posted on 11/04/2018 6:03:30 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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How about a smart one?

I was in HS, listening to the radio one morning, and the DJ's reading the local news about thefts at dorms at State U.

"...school security said 'It's either somebody from within school, or an outsider.'"

The DJ stops reading, and says "That's really narrowing it down."

9 posted on 11/04/2018 6:09:17 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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Students are REQUIRED to participate in a VOLUNTARY program.

Sadly, it sounds like something a school really would do. A very progressive school, you know.

10 posted on 11/04/2018 6:27:33 AM PST by libertylover (2016 was a mini-revolution.)
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