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Paddy's Problem solved
email | 11/6/2018 | unknown

Posted on 11/06/2018 3:48:24 AM PST by sodpoodle

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" ;

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law.

"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.

"She never got your email!"


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: fiddlestix; fidelity
take care out there and vote!!!!
1 posted on 11/06/2018 3:48:24 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

ROFL!

AVTYVM!


2 posted on 11/06/2018 4:13:33 AM PST by sauropod (Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
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To: sodpoodle

“And may God hold you in the palm of His hand....while He’s applauding you!!!”

;^)


3 posted on 11/06/2018 4:23:01 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: sodpoodle

Ay, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool
Still you cannot see...


4 posted on 11/06/2018 4:51:30 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: sauropod

****AVTYVM!*****

what does that mean?????


5 posted on 11/06/2018 5:42:07 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

**thank you very much ? Is that you Q?


6 posted on 11/06/2018 6:27:55 AM PST by Spitzensparkin1 (Arrest and deport illegal aliens. Americans demand those jobs back! MAGA!)
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To: sodpoodle
Please get out
and VOTE today!!

Came across this earlier today:


:)

7 posted on 11/06/2018 6:28:41 AM PST by upchuck (Definition of a Republican registered to vote but doesn't on Nov 6: A DEMOCRAT!)
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