We used to have Saint Bernard. Apparently we were very well loved!
Knowing what I do about St. Bernards, that they are big mooka dogs...I am sure you were!
I knew a couple that had a Fila Brasiliera, a 180 lb bundle of pure nastiness, they purchased because their house had been broken into five times, and that was a scary dog. My wife hated going to their house, because the dog would just look at you.
But it was the slobber on the walls and even the ceiling that I think she disliked even more...heh, the people who owned it kept making reference to the Tom Hanks movie where he tells his slobbering dog he looks like he ate a pair of sneakers! (Turner and Hooch)