[depressed in 06]

I, constantly, tell my cat, if, she kills me on the stairs, no one, (OK, a little lie, but, we are talking cats) will put food in her bowl.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

>>>I, constantly, tell my cat, if, she kills me on the stairs, no one, (OK, a little lie, but, we are talking cats) will put food in her bowl.<<<

That’s okay with the cat . . . they have been known to devour their owners after death.