Posted on 01/10/2019 1:21:21 PM PST by sodpoodle
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time she attempted the step, and once again,much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”
Heh, thanks...needed a laugh today!
Heh, heh!!!
Buses nowadays have lower-able first step, due to the ADA...................
LOL....... good one
This was not a Nowadays Bus - it was a Grabhind!
ROTGLMAO
BOL.......so funny.
Hall Monitor Alert!
;)
Funny!
Keep ‘em coming, sod!
Now that’s funny. Thanks.
Double LOL!!!!
You got it!!! Tee Hee:)
Waiting for a girl and her knees are much too fat
Waiting for a girl who wears scarves instead of hats
Her zipper’s broken down the back
Waiting for a factory girl
Ha ha!!!
Thanks for posting :)
ROFLLLL!!!
From my friend Leo in NJ...
Muslims:
They’re not happy in Gaza ..
They’re not happy in Egypt ..
They’re not happy in Libya ..
They’re not happy in Morocco ..
They’re not happy in Iran ..
They’re not happy in Iraq ..
They’re not happy in Yemen ...
They’re not happy in Afghanistan...
They’re not happy in Pakistan ...
They’re not happy in Syria ...
They’re not happy in Lebanon ...
So... where are they happy?
They’re happy in Australia ...
They’re happy in Canada ...
They’re happy in England ...
They’re happy in France ...
They’re happy in Italy ...
They’re happy in Germany ...
They’re happy in Sweden ...
They’re happy in the USA ...
They’re happy in Norway ...
They’re happy in Holland ...
They’re happy in Denmark ...
Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
and who do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
They blame the countries they are happy in!
and then -
They want to change those countries to be like the country they came from where they were unhappy!
If you can make sense of this nonsense, raise your hand.
These days, of course, she’d unzip her skirt and her balls would fall out...
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