Posted on 01/15/2019 11:05:44 PM PST by Impy
at #1 New Orleans Saints 
at #1 Kansas City Chiefs 
"Hi everyone, Belly Button Chick here. I'm contractually obligated to put in an apparence. I swear, I work harder than Vanna White. Ok, bye!"
Do forgive her, she's busy binge-watching all the Sharknado movies. Joining me today will be all 4 of our Championship Game head coaches. First up, Bill Belichick. Hi Bill.
"At lot of you people counted us out this year. That was a mistake."
Yeah our bad, we're idiots. So anyway.....
You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side. But you will. I have to go now, my Uber will be here soon. Last time they didn't see me and they circled the block and charged me for it.
That was..weird. Big Chief Andy Reid is up next. Andy, welcome back. How are you?
Hungry........for a win I mean, hungry for a win. BTW your assistant said there would be coffee and snacks....
"Fat jokes, really? That's all you have for Andy Reid!? Boycott!!!"
I know, I suck. Let's move on to Saints Coach Sean Peyton.
It is? Sorry I had no idea.
"Ha everyone gives me crap but no one even remembers bounygate!"
I know, I forgot all about it till I googled it just now looking for material for this skit! It's really unfair to you. Say, I thought you were leaving.
"I need to use your bathroom first."
Oh okay, it's over there. Leave the toilet seat up please.
"Down, leave it down!!".
"Don't leave it down, got it."
And finally we have Rams Head Coach Sean McVey. Hello Sean.
"Pleased to make your acquaintance, Imp."
Pittsburgh Stoolers Coach Omar Epps! Didn't you try this stunt last year? You didn't even make the playoffs this time!
Darn it! I thought you wouldn't notice the difference cause Sean McVey is Black and we all look alike to those of you of the Caucaucian persuasion.
He's not Black!
No? Hell I don't really know what any of those NFC guys look like. Can we do the interview anyway? I'm already bored with golfing.
No, can we get the real Sean McVey please. Sean are you there?
"I'm here, hello Imp. You spelled by name wrong, it's 'McVay'.
Sorry about that. Hey you look a little young to be coaching an NFL team. Do your parents know you're doing this?
"My mom signed the permission slip, I swear!"
Ok. So whats your favorite part about being an NFL coach?
"The cheerleaders. Plus I don't have to go to school, at least not until stupid February!"
Well that's just swell, thanks everyone, goodni-
"Hey wait, you promised me a spot in your skit!"
Oh, right Hi there Curly Sue....I don't really have any material for you. You're a Colts fan? They lost pretty badly.
"Yup, but in my heart I'm a highly promiscuous bandwagoner! Hey, what's that smell?"
"Somethings wrong with your toilet their Imp, anyway see ya."
"Hey, wait a minute! Eww! Janet, get the plunger and take care of that please."
"Hi there. No. You do it."
Saints because they have too many ways to beat the Rams.
I would gladly binge watch Sharknado with BBG. Or anything else she wanted to binge watch.
Just a side note, it’s going to be sunny on Sunday in KC but with only a high of 16 degrees. The boys in Vegas opened the Over/Under at 58 and the betting public hammered the Under thinking there was going to be a snowstorm. It’s now at 55. My point is, I don’t think the cold will affect scoring and would hammer the Over if I had a chance.
Somewhat series: Before the Broncos built Dove Valley, they had training camp at the University of Northern Colorado. I delivered pizzas to them.
The parking lot was full of Cadillac Escalades. Nothing else. Just Cadillac Escalades. How did they know whose was whose?
Championship droughts in this NFL final four are:
1969-Kansas City Chiefs-Super Bowl IV champions, would make the longest space between Super Bowl wins (surpassing Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts) if they ultimately take the Super Bowl this year.
1999-St. Louis/Los Angeles Rams-would be first Super Bowl in franchise’s Los Angeles history.
2009-New Orleans Saints-would be franchise’s second Super Bowl win if they go all of the way for a win.
2016-New England Patriots-Would be franchise’s sixth Super Bowl championship.
Chiefs / Rams.
Gare Ron Teed.
TB12 : "Everybody says we suck, that we can't win games anymore. So we'll have fun in KC..."
Home field advantage reigns ... Saints & KC take the win.
stupidity
Agreed. The Patriots have the best O line in the playoffs. They protect and can open huge holes for the running game. KC is terrible against the run. McDaniels’ game plan is pretty obvious - grind the running game, own the time of possession clock and keep Mahomes off the field.
Look for more Gronk down the seam when the man to man coverage gets him a mis-match.
The Pats defense has come around during the last few games of the season. The pass rush is there and the secondary is much improved from their last meeting in October.
Pats will win this one. TB is hungry and out to prove he’s still 27 years old.
Belly button chick saved you from a stern look!
good luck to all this championship weekend...
looks like a good football weekend.
t
Chiefs, Saints............................
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Because old age and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm. .......................
It'll be colder at game time but apparently not the zero or sub-zero temp that had been talked about a day or so ago. The way the weather runs here it could be anything from 60 degrees and rainy to 5 degrees and clear.
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