why did the chicken have wood in it?
Chicken , now with fiber.
1 posted on
01/18/2019 2:49:28 AM PST by
SMGFan
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To: SMGFan
> with a best by date of “10/25/19”
So that’s how they last so long. They’re made of wood.
2 posted on
01/18/2019 2:57:13 AM PST by
ArcadeQuarters
("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
To: SMGFan
4 posted on
01/18/2019 3:01:30 AM PST by
airborne
(I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey season!)
To: SMGFan
“Nuggets? Sorry, I thought you ordered our chicken knotholes. Have you tried our woody woodpecker?”
5 posted on
01/18/2019 3:02:23 AM PST by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: SMGFan
7 posted on
01/18/2019 3:04:36 AM PST by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
To: SMGFan
I don’t see the problem, wood is organic, isn’t it?
Besides, when the lefties make us Venezuela, we’d already be used to eating alternative foods.
So really, eating this stuff is a win win.
11 posted on
01/18/2019 3:19:29 AM PST by
redfreedom
(The only thing consistent about liberal logic is the inconsistency of their logic.)
To: SMGFan
Big deal. There’s plenty of wood in “fiber-enriched” bread. Try finding any “multi-grain” bread that isn’t made out of wood.
12 posted on
01/18/2019 3:20:17 AM PST by
dangus
("The floor of Hell is paved with the skulls of bishops" -- St. Athanasius)
To: SMGFan
Oh Noes! Woody choking the chicken!
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14 posted on
01/18/2019 3:29:14 AM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: SMGFan
How much wood would a chicken nugget tuck if a chicken nugget would tuck wood?
Just remarket the bags as “Fiber enriched organic gluten free chicken nuggets”.
15 posted on
01/18/2019 3:30:37 AM PST by
OrangeHoof
(When the Rapture occurs, CNN will still be fully staffed.)
So organic,besides the chicken droppings we added chips of wood..
eeeeHA!
16 posted on
01/18/2019 3:46:56 AM PST by
Doogle
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To: SMGFan
Wood - now flavored with chicken.
21 posted on
01/18/2019 4:54:10 AM PST by
ConservaTeen
(Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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22 posted on
01/18/2019 4:54:36 AM PST by
George Rand
(-- I can't befriend liberals because I won't befriend ignorance --)
To: SMGFan
Maybe the headline should read
Perdue recalls chicken nuggets because consumers found out they have wood in them
24 posted on
01/18/2019 5:21:33 AM PST by
Repent and Believe
(The Son of Man, when He cometh, shall He find, think you, faith on earth? Jesus Christ (Luke 18:8))
To: SMGFan
What kind of wood? Something nice, like applewood or is it one of those less tasty kinds of wood like pine.
To: Mrs. B.S. Roberts
(FSIS) received three complaints that wood was found in the nuggetsHmmf. Not at my house.
Nuggies:
Chicken
Flour
Egg
Panko bread crumbs
Heat
Why is that so hard?
28 posted on
01/18/2019 6:05:45 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Atrophy of science is visible when the spokesman goes from Einstein to Sagan to Neli Degrasse Tyson.)
To: SMGFan
China uses melamine - we use wood. All-natural ingredients are important to American industry. :)
29 posted on
01/18/2019 6:07:39 AM PST by
Mr. Jeeves
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To: SMGFan
Like we didn’t know that already..................................
30 posted on
01/18/2019 6:15:45 AM PST by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: SMGFan
The real question is was there chicken in the nuggets?
33 posted on
01/18/2019 6:19:19 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(Fox News: "We distort, you deride")
To: SMGFan
It must have been Wolmanized® wood, hence the long shelf life.
To: SMGFan
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain’t no good?
The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight
36 posted on
01/18/2019 6:40:54 AM PST by
csvset
(illegitimi non carborundum)
To: SMGFan
Giving a whole new meaning to the concept of “woody”.
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