“Ive asked you and asked you, very politely, to please not post photos from my family reunion on Free Republic.”
OMG! We’re related!
Well, Crazy, theres one way to know for sure.
We all have a birthmark that looks like a platypus on our right cheek.
And not the cheek by your nose.
If you have one, then you are a family member and heir to the Royal House Of Sheetzy.