Posted on 03/14/2019 5:13:02 PM PDT by SJackson
A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”
The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
“And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a ‘djbellah.’ As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire Body.
The son then asked: “But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
“These are ‘babouches’ my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches’ keep us from burning our feet.”
“So tell me then,” added the boy.
“Yes, my son…”
“Why are you living in Minnesota and still wearing all this shit?
Good one! Things that make you go hmmmm.
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Posted with some hesitancy, so I might as well ping it. I might suggest the young boy is one his way to "getting it", as but the joke is a long way from suggesting that. Still, maybe it's hopeful.
Funny.
My first good laugh of the day.
The ending was a surprise.
Even w/o the profanity, it still would have worked.
Gives you a better understanding of their mentality.
An Arab runs up to his Imam and says “Oh master, last night I found a woman by the railroad tracks, took her back to my tent and made love in all the ways Allah allows!”
“Great blessings on you, my son” replied the holy man. “Her face must reflect the beauty of the moon!”
“I do not know. I never found her head.”
LOL!
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