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Golf is a Funny Game
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Posted on 03/19/2019 8:05:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: Moonman62
That’s the one! Thank you for the link. That was hilarious. Nothing like it on the tube anymore.
And it reminded me, the answer to the age old question “Ginger or Maryann” is Ellie Mae.
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:40:31 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe #BuildIt)
To: JoeFromSidney
Any chance you grew up in Brooklyn? There were kids who did that at Dyker Beach Golf Club.
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:40:37 AM PDT
by
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: FatherofFive
I take offense at that joke. I have spent two hours looking for a G spot. And if my wife ever finds out she will kill me.
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:42:30 AM PDT
by
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: N. Theknow
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:49:34 AM PDT
by
HeadOn
([ Insert tagline here - I got nothin'.])
To: oh8eleven
A golf course: the waste of a perfectly good rifle range.
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:52:42 AM PDT
by
cyclotic
( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
To: JBW1949
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:55:01 AM PDT
by
aquila48
To: sodpoodle
GOLF - Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.
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posted on
03/19/2019 9:59:23 AM PDT
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: wbarmy
Nope. Warren, Ohio.
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posted on
03/19/2019 10:28:01 AM PDT
by
JoeFromSidney
(Colonel (Retired) USAF.)
To: sodpoodle
Guy comes home from the club at 11:00, soaked with sweat, grey faced.
His wife says, "Where the hell have you been? It's dark, you're 5 hours late!"
The guy holds up his hand to stop her. "It was horrible! Middle of the 3rd hole, Harry has a heart attack! Drops dead, right on the fairway!"
"Yeah, so?"
"The rest of the day, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry..."
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posted on
03/19/2019 10:39:18 AM PDT
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: READINABLUESTATE
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posted on
03/19/2019 10:52:22 AM PDT
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: oh8eleven
".... Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball...."Golf - a pleasant walk in the park.
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posted on
03/19/2019 11:12:34 AM PDT
by
HotHunt
(Climate change is not an "inconvenient truth" but many convenient lies.)
To: Rummyfan
Hey Rummyfan...I just now saw your joke about the husband and wife...That’s a good one...I’ll have to remember that one...Thanks...
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posted on
03/19/2019 2:26:19 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: sodpoodle
Bob and Fred were best of friends and retirees. the only time Bob was happy was just before, during , and after playing golf.
One afternoon Bob was hanging around the house and annoying his wife. Finally in frustration his wife say Bob just go call Freed and play some golf. This cheered Bob up immediately and he left the house to play golf with Fred.
Many hours later, late into the evening, Bob comes home, being his normal grumpy self. His wife asks where have you been? Didn’t you play golf with Fred?
Bob answers, yes we played golf, but Fred dropped dead of a heart attack on the 3rd tee. The wife responds Oh my that is terrible. Bob says it sure was! For the rest of the day it was hit the ball and drag Fred, hit the ball and drag Fred.
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posted on
03/19/2019 4:15:45 PM PDT
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country! Now)
To: JBW1949
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posted on
03/19/2019 6:51:05 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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