A very early moon land showed nothing of the sort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNLZntSdyKE
But did show many leggy stewardesses.
And the extensive damage that was quite hurtful to the moon.
12 minutes of fun.
OK … I just learned that gigantic cannon have no recoil, that the moon is a creepy clown face covered with shaving cream, and that Lunatics are weird monkey-men shaking spears.