Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Cause I gotta tell ya...
Posted on 06/04/2019 2:45:47 PM PDT by Red Badger
Hold the mustard.
A Florida man was arrested and charged with domestic battery after he reportedly poured ketchup over his sleeping girlfriend, who he believed was having an affair.
Peter Wagman, 37 had been dating his 41-year-old girlfriend, who has not been named, for 11 years. According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, they often argued over infidelity and the most recent incident, which took place in the early hours of Sunday, was just one of their many spats.
Investigators were called to the couple's Pinellas Park residence where they found Wagman's girlfriend covered in ketchup. According to the police report, she had fallen asleep in the bedroom but later woke up to find Wagman pouring ketchup over her while yelling "that's what you get b----."
Wagman denied the accusations, but police noticed ketchup smears on his pants. He was promptly arrested and charged with one count of domestic battery, which he has pleaded not guilty. He was released from county jail on Monday and has been ordered to have no contact with his girlfriend.
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It’s all fun & games till someone ends up covered in ketchup...
Breaking news from the trailer park.
Better ketchup than tarantulas.
Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Ketchup on girls don’t upset us
(I’m a poet and don’t know it but my feet show it cause they are Longfellows)
In my day, we used whipped cream.....
Hard to have no contact with her when they share a place.
It’s fattening...............
She is 41 and has been “dating” her 37 y/o “boyfriend” for 11 years. Sorry, sweetie, the train has left the station, and you’re still standing on the platform.
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Cause I gotta tell ya...
It’s her fault, ya know. She forgot the safe word.
“No Ketchup.”
She must be a hot tomato...............
That would never fly in Chicago. Mustard only.
It’s Florida, so...................
Finally. A use for ketchup.
I’d never put ketchup on my sleeping girlfriend.
I’m more into whip cream myself.
To each his own, though.
Hard to have no contact with her when they share a place.
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