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Robber holds up two Israeli banks - armed with an AVOCADO
The Daily Mail ^
| June 9, 2019
| Chris Pleasance
Posted on 06/10/2019 12:32:44 PM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Just be thankful he didn’t use cauliflower
To: Leaning Right
How much loot did the cops find?
All together now: the whole gua..........never mind
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:17:18 PM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Imagine what he would have done with an assault egglplant!
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:19:54 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:39:27 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
I’m gonna pull the pin on this here avocado.
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posted on
06/10/2019 1:53:33 PM PDT
by
teletech
To: All
Time for back ground checks to buy avocados.
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posted on
06/10/2019 2:25:38 PM PDT
by
Retvet
(Retvet)
To: Rocko Jack; Chode; Squantos; All
Just be thankful he didn’t use cauliflower a Claymorflower
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posted on
06/10/2019 2:58:49 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
(Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!!)
To: Leaning Right
In the future, Israeli bank guards will be equipped with 16 Ton weights and live tigers.
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posted on
06/10/2019 3:42:03 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(NBC: Putting the TURD in Saturday.)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Inside every avocado there`s a nut.
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
If the security guards come after you with a bunch of loganberries, well, don't come cryin' for me!
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posted on
06/10/2019 7:13:02 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
I’ve just about had it with these avocado robberies.
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
That guy’s really got a pair.
An alligator pear.
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posted on
06/10/2019 9:38:32 PM PDT
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
Have you seen the size of an Avocado pit.
The exit wound would have been massive.
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posted on
06/16/2019 3:50:01 AM PDT
by
kennyboy509
(Ha! I kill me.)
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