Posted on 06/19/2019 10:26:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob says, "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" The Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
I used to believe my brain was my most important organ.
Then I realized it was my brain telling me that.
Good one:)!!!!!!!
*ouch*
Klevir....
Thank you for all you do!
BTW, The Villages (reportedly) has the highest STD rate in the Sunshine State. Lots of Viagra-fueled retirees, with money and plenty of free time.
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