[ConservativeStatement]

Talk about animal abuse. /sarc.

[txrefugee]

We found the gal for you, Florida Man!

[Bob434]

was she using it as birth control? kinda like chastity belt with teeth?

[cincinnati65]

If I had a 1 foot gator in my yoga pants, I’d probably run a stop sign, too.

[BradyLS]

Do I _want_ to know the train of logic that culminated in “Therefore I will put a small alligator in my yoga pants.”

No. I don’t.

[DannyTN]

Probation or not, I’m NOT leaving a gator in my yoga pants!!!

[dfwgator]

Go Gators!

[twister881]

“Are you just happy to see me, or is that an alligator in your yoga pants?”

[piasa]

Is Ariel Machan-Le Quire related to Clinton advisor Sandy “Burglar” Berger, by any chance?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Florida: Where never-before-read headlines are created on a weekly basis!

[Huskrrrr]

Does this gator make me look fat?

[Vendome]

[bigbob]

A headline I never wanted to read

[northislander]

Probation? She should’ve got the key to the city!

[clintonh8r]

I’d hate to see what’s in her covfefe.......

[jmacusa]

I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don’t know but irrlephant.

[Bobalu]

When I lived in El Paso people would go to the Old Marketplace in Juarez to buy exotic pets and smuggle them back to the US.

An old El Paso joke told of a man and his wife who went over and bought a young skunk to raise as a pet.

The man put duct tape on the skunks legs and told his wife to hide it under her skirt until they got through the border patrol check at the border.

His wife said “But what about the horrible stink!?”

The husband replied “Surely that skunk can stand it for 5 minutes!”

LoL

[wetgundog]

Gators like the smell of fish.

[moovova]

Half crazy (one crazy eye, one normal).

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Gamecock]

I guess you can say she pulled it out.