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SATIRE New Genderfluid Dolls Emit Blast Of Pepper Spray, Alert Authorities When Children Use Wrong P
Babylon Bee Logo ^ | September 26, 2019

Posted on 09/27/2019 8:50:17 PM PDT by EdnaMode

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To: 21twelve
Maybe they can make a cross between Barbie, Mr. Potato Head with all of the removal parts and the game “Operation”?

“For 1000 points, remove the penis without setting off the alarm!”

Then for the next turn "replace all ten trillion Y chromosomes in the body with X chromosomes".

21 posted on 09/28/2019 5:31:41 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Who's the leader of the club that feeds on dead babies? M-O-L... O-C-H... M-O-U-S-E.)
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To: EdnaMode

Great satire!

Gender-neutral is against nature. Gender dimorphism exists for a reason. To promote the sexual reproduction of the species. Gender fluid is equally unnatural.


22 posted on 09/28/2019 5:43:09 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

I too am a large dude.

Time was, say when the original Ghostbusters was made, calling someone dickless was an insult, not a recognition of or going along with their dementia.


23 posted on 09/28/2019 6:08:24 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: EdnaMode

ROFL!


24 posted on 09/28/2019 6:48:53 AM PDT by sauropod (I am His and He is Mine)
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They are real, just don't have pepper spray feature yet.

That critical upgrade better be available soon. Christmas is coming.

25 posted on 09/28/2019 5:32:13 PM PDT by TChad
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