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SATIRE New Genderfluid Dolls Emit Blast Of Pepper Spray, Alert Authorities When Children Use Wrong P
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| September 26, 2019
Posted on 09/27/2019 8:50:17 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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posted on
09/27/2019 8:50:17 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
09/27/2019 8:53:24 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(2019 => The House of Representin')
To: Ken H
LOL Yup- As soon as i saw “Emit blast of pepper spray’ i knew it had to be a BB article lol
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posted on
09/27/2019 8:54:47 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
the dolls will emit a powerful blast of pepper spray and alert authorities if your child refers to the doll with the wrong pronoun - which, of course, can fluctuate on a daily basis.Fixed it!
Regards,
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:00:42 PM PDT
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: EdnaMode
Still the best satire on the web. Probably anywhere.
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:01:01 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
To: EdnaMode
"WRONG PRONOUN DETECTED. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES." A pepper spray nozzle emerged from the doll's forehead and hit the girl with a several-second-long blast. "REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, BIGOT. POLICE ARE ON THE WAY."
The Bee is a beautiful thing.
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:11:40 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: EdnaMode
Very funny. To they yell out “Warning, warning, trigger alert, warning...”
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:13:31 PM PDT
by
melsec
(There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
To: Telepathic Intruder
That idiot is lucky I wasn’t there to laugh in his face when he pulled his lunatic’s tantrum.
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:15:14 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Ken H
And the girl was sentenced to 500 hours of community service at the local library participating in those Tranny Reading Hour horror shows.
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:18:39 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: Telepathic Intruder
From one sister to another: "We like to say 'peoplekind'."
To: EdnaMode
No sane person will buy these for their kids.
To: EdnaMode
the babylon bee is just annoying on here when you’re trying to figure out what the stupid thread title is saying and if it’s real or not
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posted on
09/27/2019 9:51:05 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: Innovative
No sane person will buy these for their kids. They are not real. This is the Babylon Bee.
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posted on
09/27/2019 10:04:55 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: EdnaMode
LOL. The Ed-209 of the toy world. “Correct your pronoun usage immediately. You have 10 seconds to comply”
To: Rurudyne
What kept everyone from laughing, I think, is that this was obviously a large dude with mental problems.
To: EdnaMode
Next season watch for the Mattel DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR DOLL.
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posted on
09/27/2019 11:10:52 PM PDT
by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whpose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
09/28/2019 2:23:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The potential for miscalculation and chaos is substantial." ~ Kevin Williamson)
To: TChad
They are not real. This is the Babylon Bee.They are real, just don't have pepper spray feature yet.
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posted on
09/28/2019 3:36:30 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Tax-chick
Maybe they can make a cross between Barbie, Mr. Potato Head with all of the removal parts and the game “Operation”?
“For 1000 points, remove the penis without setting off the alarm!”
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posted on
09/28/2019 4:04:41 AM PDT
by
21twelve
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