Posted on 11/20/2019 4:30:53 AM PST by Impy
Lets get right to the top story from this last week, the atroious play of the Chicago Bears offense, squadering an excellent outing by the defense and.....
"That wasn't the top story and you know it, in fact it was entirely expected, you even said it would happen!"
Alright fine, last Thursday's brawl then. Pittsburgh Stoolers Head Coach Omar Epps, what happened?
"We lost to the damn Browns cause our QB is one of Santa's reindeer. :'-( Oh you mean with the fight, well that ape Myles Garrett just ripped Blitzen's helmet off and wacked him with it for no reason."
"Nuh-uh, he tried to took my helmet first!"
"Cause you a made a late dirty hit on him!"
"Nuh-uh! He wuz tryin to Quaterback! I'm a supposed to jump on the Quarterback and bite him! Uh I mean hit him with my sack. Mr. Coach Klein told me so!"
"Yarrg, is this true, Klein?"
"Yes, but in my defense I was all hopped on sinus medication, which does not mix well with half a bottle of Drambuie."
"I don't care what Prancer did, it was entirely...ow, he just threw an athletic cup at me!"
"No I did not, do that!!"
"Excuse me cracka scum but just where do you get off portraying Miles Garrett as a gorilla! That's highly offensive!"
"I agree, gorillas are noble creatures who never wack poor little reindeer with helmets, to compare them to Miles Garrett is...owwwww he just threw what's left of his career at me, I think it broke the skin!"
"We all saw you this time, Garrett!"
"Oh yeah, well it's all HER fault for standing there being pretty."
"Aww, how sweet!"
"Yarg, that's enough! Garrett, I've decided on your punishment, you are to be banished to our new Chinese expanision team, The Peking Red Devils!"
"This is an outrage, as the spokeman for all butt hurt Black men I will not allow..."
"And joining you as the team's starting Quarterback will be Colon Crapernick."
"Oh my God, THANK YOU! Finally!!!!!"
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Players, get your picks in!
Thursday picks recorded so far, Houston: Impy, Pete
For Thur I’ll go with Indy .
My Jets are back in the playoff hunt!!
Sure, they’re hunting with an empty gun but they’re still in the hunt!!
Seriously, if they had beaten the AWFUL Dolphins, they would be 4 and 6. What a shame.
Cause they could sweep the Steelers, Bills and Ravens :)
Indianapolis at Houston Hmm.... I think the Texans rebound from Sunday's debacle against the Ravens.
Texans!
The rest of my picks to follow.
Ha ha!
And we all miss belly button girl - what happened to her - Packers fan?
Texans
Raaaaaaiiiderrrrs
Da Bears 540 to minus 5 (if Ditka drives the team bus)
Steelers
Iggles
Falcons
Browns
Lions
Bills
Saints
Jags
Patriots
Niners
Ravens
My 2 cents to add, fwiw, as a Patriots fan, is that Tom Brady is not happy. His press conference this week lasted under 1.5 minutes. Never heard him like this. Every, very brief answer reeked of misery and unhappiness. My take is that he is very unhappy with the fact that he has little time left in the league and has been given no serious weapons to work with on offense. And he is taking a lot of hits. Unless something serious happens soon, I would look for him to leave after this season because he still often states how much he loves playing.
Indianapolis at Houston: Texans at home.
Oakland at N.Y. Jets: Raiders
N.Y. Giants at Chicago: Both teams suck bigly, but I'll go with the Giants on the road.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati: Assuming Rudolph's sleigh bell has stopped ringing in his ears, take Pittsburgh. You could field a team of squirrels this season and beat the Bungles.
Seattle at Philadelphia: 'Hawks.
Miami at Cleveland: I can't believe I'm picking them, but take the Mistake By The Lake at home.
Denver at Buffalo: Two Snow Bowl teams. Take the Bills at home, they see a wild card on the horizon.
Detroit at Washington: Lions. And the schedule gets worse for Washington after this.
Carolina at New Orleans: Please. Nawlins.
Jacksonville at Tennessee: Titans at home.
Dallas at New England: The Pats? At home? Good luck, Dak. Patriots.
Green Bay at San Francisco: I think the Niners are more hat than cattle this year. Packers.
Baltimore at L.A. Rams: OTOH, the Ravens got a lot of cattle. Ravens on the road. (Hey, an avian trifecta this week.)
“”Yes, but in my defense I was all hopped on sinus medication, which does not mix well with half a bottle of Drambuie.”
Sounds like the reason why I didn’t turn my homework in.
I want in! Thanks!
Very funny above. :-)
Go PACK!
Hi, new player? Have an avatar selection? Or I can pick one for you.
She’s right there! Had to put on a bigger bra but you can still see her belly button. ;-d
“Green Bay at San Francisco: I think the Niners are more hat than cattle this year. Packers”
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As a Packers fan, will root for hard for the PACK, but I think their inconsistent and often times predictable play will make this one very close. I’m expecting a loss for the Packers but hope for the win.
New player! Like the Raiders, but will defer to you with an avatar.
Thanks. Had good material to work with this week. ;-d
Yeah, that game ought to be interesting. Some last minute heroics may come into play.
Well, that’s more original than,’my dog ate it’.
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