Posted on 12/04/2019 7:48:46 AM PST by knighthawk
SIMI VALLEY, CA—Shouting could be heard echoing from a massive mountain range of money sitting on the over 6,000 acres of land bought by celebrity Mark Ruffalo to store his vast accumulation of crisp Benjamins. Witnesses say that Ruffalo was standing at the peak of his Mt. Everest of money shouting about the failures of capitalism.
"We could barely make out what he was saying," one witness said. "He was just shouting really loud, like some kind of wild man. Then he started rolling around in the money and cheering. It was disturbing."
Concerned citizens attempted to enter the massive landfill of skrilla, but tesla coils vaporized anyone who attempted passage. Eventually, the authorities were called and police and coast guard helicopters attempted to locate Ruffalo among the cash piles. "We searched all night long. There's just so much money out there. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack," said one pilot.
Ruffalo was later seen as a convoy of dump trucks stopped by to pour more money onto the amassment of bills. "He always comes out to welcome the fresh money," one of the drivers told reporters. "He nestles his face into it and kisses it. Of course, he usually he starts screaming about capitalism again shortly after he locks the gate."
Mark has such passion. It’s a shame he’s not smarter.
No, Mark Ruffalo, it isn’t failing to do what you want. “Capitalism” is proving to be almost as effective a means of spreading globo-homo as socialism. Capitalism is a delivery system. It can be used to deliver garbage. See free market Hollywood, for instance; more specifically, Mark Ruffalo’s latest movie, which is just Erin Brockavich 2.
This is real satire, not the kind of actual lying that schiff does and calls it satire.
More-over, not only does it make good comedy, it makes a good point.
How often do we get social and political HYPOCRISY pointed out to us these days, excluding the mainstream media who make it their business to ignore it.
Also... this actually made me thin. I wonder if there is a kind of schadenfreude by rich lefties and celebrities who stand atop the hill, and want to fix the system to take hope away from anyone else’s chance of climbing it.
What is Ruffalo’s net worth? If he really believes what he says, he can give his money away to those less fortunate.
30 million
His far-more -talented friend Downey Jr. has learned to tone it down while enjoying his own Scrooge McDuck wealth. Guess Mark missed his advice not to go Full Retard (”Tropic Thunder” - the more realistic black actor).
Well, it is satire, but Mark Ruffalo says a bunch of full retard stuff.
Bet he doesn’t redistribute his wealth to the other actors, crew members and extras that he works with.
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