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Groundhog Day star Punxsutawney Phil should retire and be replaced by a robot, PETA says
The Sun UK via Fox News ^ | 01/30/2020 | David Boroff

Posted on 01/31/2020 5:31:46 AM PST by Olog-hai

Punxsutawney Phil undergoes “great stress” every year on Groundhog Day and should be replaced by a robot, the leader of PETA says.

Ingrid Newkirk writes in a letter to the furry celebrity’s Groundhog Club that Phil deserves a break and should be allowed to retire.

The request, posted on PETA’s website, comes ahead of Sunday’s annual ceremony which will determine whether spring arrives early this year.

If Phil sees his shadow this weekend in the small Pennsylvania town, he will retreat and winter will continue for six weeks. If Phil does not see his shadow, spring will be here soon.

It is a burden that Phil should be spared, according to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

“As a prey species, groundhogs actively avoid humans,” Newkirk writes to club president Bill Deeley. “Being in close proximity to the public causes these animals great stress.” …

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: groundhogday; peta; punxsutawneyphil; robot
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1 posted on 01/31/2020 5:31:46 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai
Dear PETA,


2 posted on 01/31/2020 5:33:34 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Olog-hai

Oh, get a life PETA
Ground Hogs Day is a silly, fun event during a long cold dreary month
These people just have to suck the joy out of things


3 posted on 01/31/2020 5:35:08 AM PST by HangnJudge (Kipling was right about Humanity)
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To: Olog-hai

PETA should retire and be replaced by Vienna Sausages made from “plants”.


4 posted on 01/31/2020 5:35:15 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: Olog-hai

The request, posted on PETA’s website, comes ahead of Sunday’s annual ceremony which will determine whether spring arrives early this year.

PETA is in the attention whore business.


5 posted on 01/31/2020 5:35:39 AM PST by Flick Lives (MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
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To: Olog-hai

Just keep him away from Bill Murray.


6 posted on 01/31/2020 5:35:53 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Olog-hai
If switched to a groundhog robot, what to do with the live one?


7 posted on 01/31/2020 5:38:39 AM PST by C210N
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To: HangnJudge

Man. ...stupid people in this country


8 posted on 01/31/2020 5:39:14 AM PST by redshawk ( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
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To: Olog-hai

because nothing says “Spring” and fresh new growth like a robot


9 posted on 01/31/2020 5:40:27 AM PST by b4me (God Bless the USA)
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To: Olog-hai

Being in close proximity to PETA members gives me great stress.

They should burrow underground so I don’t have to see or hear them!


10 posted on 01/31/2020 5:43:59 AM PST by cgbg (The Democratic Party is morphing into the Donner Party)
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To: Olog-hai

Replace Phil with a little stuffed Schifty.


11 posted on 01/31/2020 5:47:07 AM PST by HighSierra5
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My Scotty dog hates groundhogs. A few years ago he got in a fight with one and Gus bit off one the groundhogs little front paws then went for the throat. I picked Gus up and the groundhog didn't know what hit him. He was just laying there clicking his teeth. I scooped him up with a shovel and lifted him over the fence and off he went into the field.
12 posted on 01/31/2020 5:51:06 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I dreamed that we were all together again,laughing around the table.)
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Scottish terriers were originally bred to hunt Eurasian badgers. Groundhogs would actually be smaller prey by comparison.


13 posted on 01/31/2020 6:06:33 AM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: HangnJudge

PETA is useless what accomplishments come to mind they only focus on small issues to keep their followers. liberals can only ban, rename and destroy stuff.


14 posted on 01/31/2020 6:16:13 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: Olog-hai

Satire?


15 posted on 01/31/2020 6:17:46 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Olog-hai

Robots have feelings too!
Some are even citizens!


16 posted on 01/31/2020 6:21:36 AM PST by Bitman
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is DeBlasio going to go kill another Ground Hog today?


17 posted on 01/31/2020 6:23:14 AM PST by euram
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Phil needs to be replaced by a transgendered beaver (or whatever it is) so as to be more “inclusive”. < /sarc >


18 posted on 01/31/2020 6:34:06 AM PST by OrangeHoof (The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
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To: Olog-hai
Dearest PETA, I believe you need to have a nice STEAK Or Venison, so your brain cell can get protein.

Would post more of what I think of you, but I'm late for my PETA* meeting...

*People Eating Tasty Animals...😋

19 posted on 01/31/2020 7:28:38 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: Olog-hai

Stopped by the IGA in Rock Cave, WV to pick up my annual batch of “Ground Hog Sausage” yesterday.
The whole “Ground Hog Sausage” tradition started in 1994 and at that time they sold about 600 lbs. Last year they sold more than 30,000 lbs. of the various flavors. There’s so much meat that it’s kept in a reefer truck outside where you tell the fellows what you want, they get it for you and you take it inside to pay the cashier. I heard that they have more than 16 tons on hand for this year’s sale.


20 posted on 01/31/2020 7:34:21 AM PST by Roccus (Prima di ogni altra cosa, siate armati!)
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