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To: karpov

Totally avoidable. Unfortunately for the owner. All he had to do is play that song “All I want for Christmas is a Hippo” or whatever the title actually is, over and over again. At loud volume. They would have moved on promptly.


2 posted on 02/02/2020 4:02:42 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: wastoute

Some businesses in Upstate New York have resorted to blasting classical music from their speakers to keep the riffraff away


4 posted on 02/02/2020 4:03:32 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: wastoute

The “It’s a small world” song from Disney world would have the same effect.


13 posted on 02/02/2020 4:34:36 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: wastoute

When I was a kid we used to cruise the car washes. We would go by slow, turn off the key, punch the throttle once and turn the key back on. It would cause a very loud backfire and make all the gangsters hit the ground on their bellies. Worked every time. They stopped coming around because it made them too nervous and paranoid. lol


19 posted on 02/02/2020 4:47:36 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: wastoute

“All he had to do is play that song “All I want for Christmas is a Hippo”...”

Accordion music. No one would be so horible as to use bagpipes.


28 posted on 02/02/2020 6:03:26 AM PST by Gen.Blather
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To: wastoute

It would have driven off customers as well. Hard to run a business without customers. Ever tried it?


30 posted on 02/02/2020 6:18:56 AM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: wastoute

We have a commercial on the radio for Cars For Kids where this flat lined kid is singing accompanied by a guitar. You play that one loud enough and they’d be gone in a minute; it’d be a good one to play in an interrogation room. Just let the person sit there listening to it for just a few minutes and they’d confess to sinking the Titanic.


45 posted on 02/02/2020 7:10:36 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: wastoute

Play Classical Music over a loudspeaker, that will do the trick.


54 posted on 02/02/2020 9:10:09 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: wastoute
Totally avoidable. Unfortunately for the owner. All he had to do is play that song “All I want for Christmas is a Hippo” or whatever the title actually is, over and over again. At loud volume. They would have moved on promptly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjPm0o04lGE

may God have mercy on their souls!

63 posted on 02/02/2020 10:18:21 AM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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