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Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover's house with spaghetti sauce (Florida)
Oralndo Sentinel ^ | 3/24/2019 | Bianca Padró Ocasio

Posted on 04/10/2020 8:27:05 PM PDT by simpson96

A man who tried to burn down his ex-boyfriend’s house with a pot of boiling spaghetti sauce was arrested along with an accomplice in DeLand last week, according to Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.

Derrick Irving, 36 — who had an intimate relationship with the 50-year-old owner of the home on Evergreen Terrace — and John Silvia, 28, broke into the victim’s house and took a flat-screen TV, a vacuum, an air conditioning unit and a heater on March 13, according to an arrest report.

The victim, who was at work, called authorities after getting an alert on his phone that his security cameras caught some movement inside the home. The cameras had been covered with a towel.

When deputies arrived at the scene about 7 a.m., they stopped Irving and Silvia, who were trying to flee the scene in a red SUV, the report shows. Irving, who was wearing a onesie bull costume with a tail and a bull nose on its hoodie, said he was retrieving some of his clothes from the residence.

But deputies said there were no clothes in the car. Officials went inside the victim’s home and smelled something burning. The report says a deputy checked the stove and said he saw spaghetti sauce scorching in a large pot. A washcloth resting on the side of the burner had just started to catch fire.

In the passenger seat of the car, deputies also found an empty jar of Ragu sauce, which was retrieved from the victim’s kitchen cabinet, according to the affidavit.

(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...


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1 posted on 04/10/2020 8:27:05 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Where to begin


2 posted on 04/10/2020 8:29:08 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: simpson96

Huh.

Guy one the left is the guy doing the national virus projections?


3 posted on 04/10/2020 8:29:09 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: simpson96

What’s a Bull onesie?


4 posted on 04/10/2020 8:31:46 PM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: simpson96

He’s got spaghetti sauce, but his noodles are missing.


5 posted on 04/10/2020 8:32:08 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: smvoice

There is no beginning; there is no end. It’s just one big Mobius loop of insane homo-faggotry.


6 posted on 04/10/2020 8:32:16 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Why should I walk into the great unknown, when I can sit here, and throw my bones?)
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To: simpson96

More Florida “MEN?”?


7 posted on 04/10/2020 8:33:23 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas
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To: simpson96

Wait until “Mission Impossible” gets wind of this plot....Golden Globes, here we come!


8 posted on 04/10/2020 8:33:53 PM PDT by Ben Hecks
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To: simpson96

More anecdotal evidence of the mental illness that is the LGBLT lifestyle.


9 posted on 04/10/2020 8:34:03 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: simpson96
Onsie bull outfit.

What the hell is that?

Comes with a bullring?

No pics....please.

10 posted on 04/10/2020 8:34:28 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: HighSierra5

Half a Bull twosie?


11 posted on 04/10/2020 8:34:28 PM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: simpson96

I’m guessing he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A true Pastafarian.


12 posted on 04/10/2020 8:36:06 PM PDT by FlyFisher
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To remove those unsightly scorched food remains from cookware simply place the burnt item in an oversized zip loc bag, along with a small open container of ammonia. After 12 hours the stains will be easy to remove.


13 posted on 04/10/2020 8:37:42 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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The cameras had been covered with a towel.
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Florida Man always on the cutting edge.

He probably defeated the laser beam tripwires by swinging from a rope made of Slim Jims.


14 posted on 04/10/2020 8:39:23 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: smvoice

Why try? Some things are beyond mere words.


15 posted on 04/10/2020 8:39:30 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: simpson96

Dang, I made spaghetti tonight. I had no idea I was working with dangerous arsonist materials. I better put safety tape across the fridge door, there’s leftovers in there!


16 posted on 04/10/2020 8:41:50 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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To: simpson96
Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover's house with spaghetti sauce

Oh please. Enough is enough. Do we HAVE to see this same headline every week, week after week, all over the country? Is this some sort of fad?
17 posted on 04/10/2020 8:46:14 PM PDT by golux (In Memory of Kenny Bunk)
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To: simpson96; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

DANG!


18 posted on 04/10/2020 8:46:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Wu Flu! (when I feel heavy metal) Wu Flu! (when I'm pins and I'm needles) Wu Flu!)
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Soon-to-be contestants for the new reality show... Survivor - Florida Man Edition


19 posted on 04/10/2020 8:47:16 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: simpson96

So, which one of these was the one that liked older chicks?


20 posted on 04/10/2020 8:48:24 PM PDT by doorgunner69 (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
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