Posted on 04/12/2020 10:15:30 AM PDT by Yossarian
JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards put Him under strict orders to stay there and not come back, rising victorious over sin and death.
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"Jesus is a dangerous rebel, refusing to bend the knee to Caesar and not abiding by the law of sin and death," said one Roman official. "He clearly broke the law by leaving the tomb, and we're going to be issuing a citation and placing him under mandatory quarantine for these crimes."
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Authorities are also investigating Him for planning to gather with a large multitude of every tribe, tongue, and nation. He says he currently has no plans to obey any earthly king on the matter, pressing ahead with the gathering of those who believe He died and rose again and trust Him alone for their salvation.
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More importantly, did he have Fauci’s permission?
LOL
Good one by the Babylon Bee!
Christ is risen!!!
Zombie! That is what the people who don’t believe in the resurrection say.
Good one!
bkmk
You can’t keep a good man down!!!
That is one of the Bee’s better one’s. And then there is the issue about the “mask:” - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3834392/posts
Happy Easter! He is risen!
Combined PING! and DANG!
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