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"I'm in six inches deep and still can't find any resistance."
1 posted on 05/17/2020 2:20:02 PM PDT by Libloather
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Governor, I tell you that this is poop. Either you are full of it or you just got out of a meeting with Zer0.


28 posted on 05/17/2020 2:52:15 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Winning...


29 posted on 05/17/2020 2:53:26 PM PDT by silverleaf (President Trump: Do not trust China. China is asshoe!)
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Ya know gov, this is a lot easier when your finger isn’t in the way.


30 posted on 05/17/2020 2:58:04 PM PDT by Bitman
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Here’s your problem. Your up to your eyeballs with TDS.


31 posted on 05/17/2020 3:02:35 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Follow your Inner Trump)
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Man, that is a worse job than cleaning up behind the circus elephants.


32 posted on 05/17/2020 3:08:53 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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You can pick your friends,

And you can pick your nose...

But you can’t pick your friend’s nose!


33 posted on 05/17/2020 3:14:41 PM PDT by W. (Hey, beer!)
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For some reason this reminded me of the Baron Harkonon boil lancing scene from Dune.


34 posted on 05/17/2020 3:15:03 PM PDT by OHelix
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I found the brain, now I just need to get it in this tiny testube.


35 posted on 05/17/2020 3:17:18 PM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world)
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"Cocaine" - Bob Dylan on youtube

36 posted on 05/17/2020 3:23:28 PM PDT by Songcraft
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The epitome of arrogance.


37 posted on 05/17/2020 3:27:56 PM PDT by PA-RIVER
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He’s a clown and everyone nose.


38 posted on 05/17/2020 3:28:32 PM PDT by lysie
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“HMMMMM I still cant find any brain tissue”


39 posted on 05/17/2020 3:28:53 PM PDT by polishprince
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This is much more efficient than snorting a line off the table.....and more sanitary!


40 posted on 05/17/2020 3:30:24 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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That’s Gabrielle DeLvecci banged her several times in high school. Or a can of tuna.


42 posted on 05/17/2020 3:36:26 PM PDT by unclejohncornbread
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Disgusting.


43 posted on 05/17/2020 3:44:29 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
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Cuomo tries to handle the minor insertion like a man.
Given his minimal experience operating as a man, it’s a bit problematic for him.


44 posted on 05/17/2020 3:46:45 PM PDT by WaltStuart (Lord, God, please protect President Trump, family, Q-Team et al 1,000%)
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I FOUND it, the string is just about another inch in. A quick yank and I’ll have that tampon out in a jiffy.


46 posted on 05/17/2020 3:58:45 PM PDT by egfowler3 (Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump)
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“I think I can see the back of his skull.”


48 posted on 05/17/2020 4:06:57 PM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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“We’re almost through, governer. Next, I want you to turn your head and cough.”


49 posted on 05/17/2020 4:40:26 PM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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Feed the alien.


51 posted on 05/17/2020 5:51:49 PM PDT by pke
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