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Form Letter For Reporting "Suspicious" Person(s) (Vanity-Satire)
FreeRepublic | 18AUGUST2020 | Equaviator

Posted on 08/18/2020 6:33:35 AM PDT by equaviator

Dear local and/or national news media networks, network afilliates and outlets (public and private),

I'd like to report a suspicious person and that suspicious person is me. The FBI won't help me so maybe you can...

I am reporting myself to you as being very suspicious of Governor (fill in the blank) (D), State Atty. Gen. (fill in the blank) (D), Mayor (fill in the blank) (D), Vice-Presidential nominees Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and the many other Democrats like them who support, directly or indirectly, nationwide domestic terrorism in a crusade to essentially destroy the United States of America as all good Americans have loved it with unmitigated violence and a foreign ideology which clearly demonstrates their woeful inability to address their untimely grievances in a mature civilized legitimate fashion. All they know is symbolism and a grossly distorted view of our "Land of the free and the home of the brave" by virtue of their indoctrination to the far back's (as opposed to far right or far left) version.

In addition to these rogue politicians of the un-American "far back" wing, I'm increasingly suspicious of the mainstream media's sycophantic alignment with the anarchist nightmare they seem to not want to put into the proper perspective for objectivity and history's sake. This is what is known as "journalistic malpractice" and it appears to support some kind of emerging juvenocracy, however delinquent.

It's time!...Time to STOP scrutinizing the wrong people. The "Cancel Culture", Modern Marxism, etc. has NO legitimate place in the good Americans' United States of America.

Thank you too much.

Sincerely,

Name withheld...OR ELSE!


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KEYWORDS: satire
Going from having a healthy skepticism to a healthy suspicion.
1 posted on 08/18/2020 6:33:35 AM PDT by equaviator
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To: equaviator

Don’t worry .... our names and addresses are already known.


2 posted on 08/18/2020 6:35:43 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: equaviator

Oh that bar code on the ballot holds information beyond information


3 posted on 08/18/2020 6:36:48 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: no-to-illegals

How, with all due respect, do you know all of that?


4 posted on 08/18/2020 6:41:08 AM PDT by equaviator (If it seems like it's too bad to be true then maybe it isn't.)
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To: equaviator

How do you not ....


5 posted on 08/18/2020 6:46:10 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: no-to-illegals

Okaaay, forget any due respect.


6 posted on 08/18/2020 6:53:15 AM PDT by equaviator (If it seems like it's too bad to be true then maybe it isn't.)
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Must I suppose or assume the name Snowden means only a liar .... please do your research .... please


7 posted on 08/18/2020 7:17:20 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: no-to-illegals

Go ahead and assume whatever you want to. It’s your funeral.


8 posted on 08/18/2020 8:17:23 AM PDT by equaviator (If it seems like it's too bad to be true then maybe it isn't.)
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