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Well it's not brain surgery!
email from friend | 9/26/2020 | unknown

Posted on 09/26/2020 1:14:30 PM PDT by sodpoodle

Alex was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy Alex! Can't you learn anything?". Alex's mama decided to meet with his teacher to discuss the situation. The teacher told her Alex was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students. She had never had such unmotivated and ignorant boy in her teaching career. Alex's mama, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son and moved from Detroit to Cleveland. Twenty years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Her doctors advised surgery and recommended that she go to Cleveland to have the best surgeon at The Cleveland Clinic perform the surgery. The teacher decided to have the procedure which was remarkably successful. In the recovery room, she saw the doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but instead her face turned blue as she tried to speak and she quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what suddenly went wrong. When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw that Alex, the janitor had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner. Now if you thought for one second that Alex had become a brain surgeon, there is a good chance you'll vote for Joe Biden!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: tough
The name has been changed to protect the innocent.
1 posted on 09/26/2020 1:14:30 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

I thought so for a second, but there is no chance I will vote for Gropy, Crooked, Senile, Lying, Leftard Joe. In fact, I already voted Trump.


2 posted on 09/26/2020 1:18:14 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (JOBS NOT MOBS!)
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To: Eleutheria5

Is this real?


3 posted on 09/26/2020 1:26:51 PM PDT by BigEdLB (BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: BigEdLB

Do I know? I was nowhere near Cleveland, never been to Detroit, and my name isn’t Alex.


4 posted on 09/26/2020 1:27:56 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (JOBS NOT MOBS!)
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To: BigEdLB

“Is this real?”

Yeah.

It’s real.


5 posted on 09/26/2020 1:28:26 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: BigEdLB

The real question is, was this Alex’ revenge?


6 posted on 09/26/2020 1:29:03 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (JOBS NOT MOBS!)
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To: ifinnegan

Karma. I had a couple of jerks as teachers, but I was never a janitor, and they never got a brain tumor


7 posted on 09/26/2020 1:29:32 PM PDT by BigEdLB (BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: BigEdLB
Is this real?

It's on the interweb net. It has to be true.

8 posted on 09/26/2020 1:31:04 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: sodpoodle

Pay backs are b#tch.


9 posted on 09/26/2020 1:32:58 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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The names are Mrs. Olsen and Frazz.
10 posted on 09/26/2020 1:51:35 PM PDT by coaster123 (Hate has a home here.)
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To: BigEdLB
Is this real?

No. Fake but accurate.
11 posted on 09/26/2020 2:22:57 PM PDT by zadox (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
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To: BigEdLB

OMG...


12 posted on 09/26/2020 3:08:01 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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13 posted on 09/26/2020 3:09:58 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: sodpoodle

I love this story, but for some strange reason it always reminds me of “adverse impact” discrimination measures ...


14 posted on 09/26/2020 3:20:38 PM PDT by Vesparado (The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
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