I Have this vision of this happening to Her. In a split second I'm seeing Her brush the snake off of Her and as Her feet cling upside-down to the porch light like in a Cartoon. She pulls out Her 9mm and putting 11 rounds into the poor snake and while screaming for help as She changes to the spare Mag to put 10 more Rounds into the messy pile that used to be a simple Grass Snake on the porch.
Note to self. No Snake Costumes for Halloween.