That story didn’t really pay off.
Best to you there in Dallas.
We all are having little events like that. Back in April, I was in a grocery line....number 3 and waiting. Cashier starts coughing. I spend 20 seconds thinking about it, and then push my cart to the back of the grocery....leaving it there and walking out.
Mentally, it’s always on our mind now.
If you cough back the opposing air pressure creates a shield.
I read on the interwebs that people never coughed before the arrival of the Wuhan Flu.
I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some sort of clue, like hey, maybe this guy is not enjoying it?
You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that, that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle.
Your stories have none of that! They're not even amusing accidentally.
Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing anecdotes for ya. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.
I-I could tolerate any, any insurance seminar, for days. I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can ya stand it?" And I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything."
You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy."
It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest. You know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except that I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would.
And by the way, you know, when, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
Del: You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Maybe it is just me but I think the globalists are making something no more harmful than the common cold into a scamdemic.
And making a big deal of the number of cases and not making a big deal of the increase in testing results.
I was hoping this story had an ending. Like they were all wearing MAGA hats. Or the computer case guy was wearing a Biden t shirt so the other people beat the shit out of him and the 3 year old shoved his binky up the guys nose.
Did Texas just legalize pot?
cough cough cough cough cough cough
I blame the wet sidewalk for causing the rain.
True. Listen this has never been a pandemic. It is an RNA virus which means it has and will stay endemic. You are going to get this, sooner or later. The longer we mask and distance the less herd immunity. I am not sure this masking and lockdown didn’t transform it into the endemic because it’s an RNA virus.. I will say, the treatments or lack thereof is likely the real cause of death. I have experienced very sick folks in their 80s and 90s get it.. suffer, but recover. The media just talks about the healthy 30 yr old that died.
A vax for an RNA virus will not be effacious due to the nature of an RNA virus. I just hope to get it before January because I detest sick, and not a cold dark winter fan.
Not sure why I haven’t gotten it, unless there is some immunity from the 70s bird flu that I probably got as a wild child of the dirt.
Living in fear will induce epigenetic changes and you will never be the same soul. Go live, laugh love. Suffer with your friends and family and carry one another’s burdens. It is our heritage to drive in through hardship.
Martin Lewis (of the Martin Lewis money show, a British program) said on one of his shows that coughing in public has replaced farting in public as the new number one faux pas.
Maybe the guy was raised ‘old school’; taught to cough to conceal a fart rather than farting to conceal a cough as is customary nowadays... :)
I don’t know about you, but if they’re going to force me to wear a mask, I’m going to cough my head off to get my money’s worth.
You better hope it was Covid. If it was pneumonic plague you’re in trouble.
Could be that people cough. I’ve been coughing my entire life. And I even coughed this morning.
The good news is that if the 30 year old has covid there is only a 1 in 100 chance of dying. Compare that to the 1 in 103 chance of dying in an automobile accident (that includes your shuttle van).
I think you will be ok.
That's one of your "most-interesting" experiences, huh?
Then I can only imagine what your "only moderately-interesting" experiences might sound like.
You're a cabbie, right? I thought that cabbies were supposed to have interesting stories to tell! I thought that they had a reputation for being real raconteurs.
Regards,
Um, well ok, was he, faking, I mean, and what did you do? You left us hanging bro. I was looking for the punch line, and it never came.
Did he take his mask off to cough into his hand in the approved Biden fashion?