Posted on 11/10/2020 10:53:57 AM PST by sodpoodle
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
"Okay, let's give it a try."
Love ya Sod....Sac
Love it!
good joke :)
Thanks for the chuckle!
“The food is pretty good...”
Obviously, this guy has never eaten a Hooters.
The food is mediocre at best.
Back atcha!! These are days that try men’s souls (and women’s..:)
Need a little humor to help the food go down!
LOLOL...truly I guffawed out loud here on the Starbucks patio at that one. I didn’t see the punchline coming. Thanks for brightening my day! (especially with the”election” and scared masked people all around me)
Ray, everybody knows about the food there. The joke is that at 52 you don’t notice so much and don’t care a lot.
Maybe you missed the entire joke, too.
Here I was expecting to read about how tiring it has gotten to watch the left go after Trump day in and day out.
How pleasantly surprised with your joke. I am an old duffer who can hardly swing the club any longer much less go to Hooters for lunch regardless of the reason.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face. First one in over a week.
As an old woman, I don’t play golf - and my hooters have left the building;)
Yeah. I enjoyed the joke, but the one time I ate at hooters was about 25 years ago and I was embarrassed for the girls - and the food was nothing special. But to be fair, I’ve never liked wings that much.
Not really.
“We’ve never been there before” is pretty obvious.
My mother says she is now a 36-long!
Have you checked the basement? ;-P
As an old man I appreciate vintage attributes!!!!
Did you hear about the little old lady whos’ husband died? She decided she could not live without him so decided to commit suicide.
She thought about pills but did not know what to take. Thought about cutting her wrists but that seemed to messy. So she decided to shoot herself in the heart but was not sure where her heart was at. She called her doctor and he said her heart was right behind her left breast.
She was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her knee.
“As an old woman, I don’t play golf - and my hooters have left the building;) “
I laughed even more at that!
A lot starts leaving the building. Let’s hope the mind stays.
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