If you need the government to post signs like this, you must be a Dim.

BoredPanda (a friend sent this to me in an email) ^ | 11/12/20 | Me, Myself & I

[Bayard]

Many drunks went to that dairy aisle it seems.

[Fiddlstix]

IF the “dims” in question learner how to read.......

[NFHale]

There’s are some very stupid people breathing air amongst us. Joe Biden is living proof

[the_Watchman]

One of the best examples I saw was on a traffic circle north of the Charles River in Boston. Harvard was directly ahead. MIT was just a little farther down the road. Harvard Business School could be accessed by going all the way around the circle and taking the bridge. Vanderbilt was a quarter of the way around the circle and away from the river.

There was a sign by itself on the circle with a single arrow. The sign said “TO SCHOOL”.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Thank you !
You brightened my day !

[Ezekiel]

Perhaps Snagglepuss is getting confused in his old age.

"Exit, Stage Leche."

[SnuffaBolshevik]

[Red Badger]

[Amendment10]

The last three signs, not exit, walk ends, and seat broken, are appropriate for people walking while being distracted by their cell phones.

[rlmorel]

Hey! They were only trying to get to the cases of cold beer they thought were in there!

[real saxophonist]

This is from my collection:

Crushed Red Pepper.
Do Not Crush.

[A_perfect_lady]

OH, geez... now I want to print up a bunch of "THIS IS NOT AN EXIT" sings and run around with scotch tape just smacking them up in random areas.

Ceci n'est pas une pipe!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Crushed Red Pepper.
Do Not Crush AGAIN!

[RightGeek]

[Veggie Todd]

[Liaison]

Engrish language and idiotcracy is becoming normal in America.

[HeadOn]

I’ve said it for years:

The reason we’re in such bad shape is that they are putting warning signs on everything, and the idiots are surviving.

If you don’t know not to put your hands and feet under a running lawnmower, you probably don’t need to be having children.

[RipSawyer]

Let’s build a gallows complete with rope noose and the whole bit including stairs and put up a sign reading, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CLIMB THE STEPS, PUT THE NOOSE OVER YOUR HEAD AND PULL THE HANDLE! SEVERE INJURY OR DEATH COULD RESULT!