Posted on 03/03/2021 3:27:15 AM PST by sodpoodle
No loud talking in the library! PLS! It is best to whisper!!
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
Please don’t stop! Please don’t stop!
Bill Clinton to Monica????
One can only speculate.
Andrew was looking for a quiet place in a crowded........
Bill Clinton to Monica: “I studied law, and I know how to screw people”.
We should write our own Biden jokes. So much material, so little time!!!
Love Ya...Sac
Oh I have such a good comeback for this...but I just can’t do it.
I believe I saw something similar in a Maverick episode...
Oh....go ahead.
Never, ever give up. Just keep it within the borders of clean humor.
That was suppose to be humorous? I thought it was just one of the stories from a librarian that really happened. Things like that happened a lot in the library where I worked. Reality is much funnier than just stories :D
Keep up the good work !
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