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Watch Robbers Attempt To Rob A Guy Pumping Gas And I Bet You Know How Well That Went
JALOPNIK ^
| 30 April 2021
| Watch Robbers Attempt To Rob A Guy Pumping Gas And I Bet You Know How Well That Went
Posted on 05/01/2021 7:59:31 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
If you’re going to pull up in a van to try and roll some dude pumping gas, you really should realize that your mark will be holding a weapon capable of spraying a noxious, dangerous, highly flammable liquid all over you.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: nosmoking
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Crude, but effective.
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posted on
05/01/2021 7:59:31 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Bet he has the flamethrower green army man.
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:01:28 AM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: DUMBGRUNT
I wonder if he said “Now where did I put that lighter?”
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:02:36 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(To Most People The Sky's The Limit ~ To A Pilot, It is Home)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Hope the robbers lit up a smoke after their failed attempt.
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:04:35 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:04:36 AM PDT
by
230FMJ
(...from my cold,them to be. dead, fingers.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:06:32 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:06:52 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:09:57 AM PDT
by
deport
( )
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:10:53 AM PDT
by
Howie66
(God Bless TEXAS! #Texit)
To: Yo-Yo
Amusing and deeply satisfying, but how does the customer get rid of that gasoline sprayed on his own van?
Maybe Dawn dish soap? Dawn is famous for cleaning the grease from birds caught in oil slicks.
To: Yo-Yo
They brought a gun to a gas pump fight...
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:12:42 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
To: lee martell
Car wash a couple of times should work. His was all on the
outside where as the van got sprayed both in & out.
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:14:17 AM PDT
by
deport
( )
To: OrangeHoof
was that an “assault” style gas pump?
To: ealgeone
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:15:24 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uhh... your opinion, man)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:15:30 AM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(Fascists never think they’re the fascists.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:16:42 AM PDT
by
Buttons12
( )
To: DUMBGRUNT
I had to threaten to do this to an idiot that wanted to start a fight with me while I was pumping gas. His face went from anger to realization to fear in 2 seconds. Why do some people have to be idiots?
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:17:06 AM PDT
by
wgmalabama
(Tag line for rent. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Go ahead, pull that trigger.... “sparky”.
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:21:10 AM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. .... )
To: bgill
—”Hope the robbers lit up a smoke after their failed attempt.”
Just starting the vehicle might test their already poor luck.
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:22:57 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Surprise, losers! Need a light?
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posted on
05/01/2021 8:23:44 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
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