Get Justin’s albums. You’ll croak laughing.
I still laugh when I think of Justin’s tooth ache and he couldn’t eat molasses any more. Missing molasses terribly, he finally saved enough money to get it pulled, he asked the dentist for the pulled tooth, took it home with him, poured a saucer full of molasses, dropped the tooth in it and said:
There, damn you, now hurt all you want to!