Posted on 07/06/2021 3:27:42 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A man in Austria was bitten on the genitals by a python while he was on the toilet — after it’s believed the reptile escaped his neighbor’s home and slithered through the drains, police said.
The 65-year-old man in Graz was nipped by the 5-foot-plus albino reticulated python about 6 a.m. Monday as he sat down in the bathroom
The snake, a nonvenomous constrictor native to Asia, can reportedly grow to 29 feet long.
A reptile expert also responded to the man’s home and removed the snake before cleaning it and returning the pet to its 24-year-old owner.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Snake: Is that my girlfriend or are you just happy to see me?
“Aftermath: Now he’s afraid to use the toilet in his own house. He just drives down to the nearest Waffle House, to use their facilities for a small fee. They are open 24/7. “ //
What a pain in the ass. Or somewhere else in that region.
Look at it from the snake’s point of view. You’re comfy, chilling in a nice pool, when a pair of butt cheeks fills the sky, out goes the light, and somebody poops on you. I’d bite the bugger too. It’s sort of like the Democrats taking office.
Just trying to get a suck
Low hanging fruit?
There’s a Waffelhaus in Graz, Austria?
And I thought finding a hellgrammrite in the bathtub was unsettling...
There is a Waffle House in Austria?
Headline made it sound like a man was bitten by his neighbor and then escaped a python.
And the python was on the toilet instead of in it.
Jesus, not one post of genuine concern for the guy.
I hope he’s ok. Who ever expects that to happen?
I would have to ask Der Govenator: aka Arnold Schwartzen*gger.
When I was in college, my neighbor’s pet python escaped from his apartment.
We lived in fear of our toilet until it was found!
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Those Euro-peon men have been trained to sit to pee.
A second bite, and the next time a judge will order the snake to be put down.
What’s the python’s name— Karma?
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