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Not a baaa-d idea: Embracing the eunuch lifestyle slows ageing – for sheep anyway (Live longer, but without your jewels)
The Register ^ | Jul 8, 2021 | Gareth Halfacree

Posted on 07/08/2021 7:09:42 AM PDT by dayglored

Too big a price to pay for decelerating your epigenetic clock?

If you're a gentleman looking to counteract the effects of ageing, a new study on sheep may have the answer – but you're going to have to say goodbye to your family jewels in return for a slowdown of your DNA's ageing process.

"Both farmers and scientists have known for some time that castrated male sheep live on average much longer than their intact counterparts," explained first author Victoria Sugrue, an anatomy PhD student at the University of Otago. "However, this is the first time anyone has looked at DNA to see if it also ages slower."

Key to the study – more key than knife-wielding boffins lopping sheep's bollocks off hither and thither, anyway – was the concept of an "epigenetic clock," a means of measuring the ageing of creatures' DNA. In sheep, the researchers found, the clock ticks slower for castrated males than those left intact in the nether regions.

"We developed a way to measure biological age in a broad range of mammals – we have looked at over 200 species so far and discovered surprising commonality in which animals age," said Steve Horvath, professor at the University of California in Los Angeles and inventor of the epigenetic clock concept. "But the sheep study was unique in that it specifically isolated the effects of male hormones on ageing."

The researchers hope their work will have wider implications, though possibly not that it may encourage anyone interested in radical life extension into a little self-surgery with the kitchen scissors – especially as it has not yet been determined whether the same effect can be seen in humans.

Nevertheless, the study is being positioned as a key finding for the mechanisms of what scientists term "male-accelerated ageing". "We found that males and females have very different patterns of DNA ageing in sheep," team co-leader Tim Hore, PhD, claimed, "and that despite being male, the castrates – wethers – had very feminine characteristics at specific DNA sites.

"Interestingly, those sites most affected by castration also bind to receptors of male hormones in humans at a much greater rate than we would expect by chance. This provides a clear link between castration, male hormones and sex-specific differences in DNA ageing."

Hore also highlighted Shrek, a Cental Otago merino sheep who evaded musterers for six years – growing a 27kg fleece in the process. The castrated sheep lived to the age of 16: "By the time Shrek was caught he was already 10 years old – roughly the maximum age of the most long-lived sheep on a commercial farm," Hore explained. "I think at least part of Shrek's fame was simply that he lived so long – something which almost certainly wouldn't have happened if he was not castrated."

The full paper has been published in the journal eLife, but El Reg disavows any responsibility should readers decide to take experimentation into their own hands – or, indeed, trousers. ®


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Health/Medicine; Science
KEYWORDS: ageing; aging; bollocks; castration; dna; eunuch; familyjewels; kitchenscissors; sheep; wether
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Nope, not going there...
1 posted on 07/08/2021 7:09:42 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

Fugetta about it.


2 posted on 07/08/2021 7:11:10 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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To: dayglored

You don’t really live longer, it just SEEMS longer.


3 posted on 07/08/2021 7:12:31 AM PDT by dereknunley
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To: dayglored

It seems to work for house cats, too.


4 posted on 07/08/2021 7:13:04 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (“At first you go bankrupt slowly, then all at once.” -- Hemingway)
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To: dayglored

Who wants to live longer when the world is circling the toilet drain.


5 posted on 07/08/2021 7:13:59 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will definitely kill you.h)
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To: dayglored

A long marriage will effectively remove said jewels without surgery


6 posted on 07/08/2021 7:14:00 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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> It seems to work for house cats, too.

And Democrats, unfortunately.

7 posted on 07/08/2021 7:14:22 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: dayglored

No wonder Jimmy Carter and other Democrats live so long.


8 posted on 07/08/2021 7:15:32 AM PDT by Codeflier (Covid-19 taught me: Two types of "conservatives", frightened safety seekers vs. freedom lovers)
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To: dayglored

Live longer to look in the Candy Store and see all the other kids unwrapping and eating that deliciously sweet candy while you can only observe and imagine the thrill. Nein Danke!


9 posted on 07/08/2021 7:16:31 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: dayglored

What would be the point?...........................


10 posted on 07/08/2021 7:16:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: dayglored

Is this another UN / Klaus Schwab / Bill Gates globalist idea?


11 posted on 07/08/2021 7:25:47 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: dayglored
Steers don't last very long once castrated.

9-10 months, and they're off to the slaughter house.

Longhorns steers?

They become pasture pets and last 20+ years.

12 posted on 07/08/2021 7:55:31 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: dayglored

Didn't work out for these guys.

Ted Koppel: Uh-huh.. alright. So, this whole killing yourself thing has really turned out to be a home run for you. Tell me, are there any regrets?

Marshall Applewhite: Yeahhh.. the castration thing.. I was way off on that one, Ted! It turns out it had nothing to do with anything. In fact, when we got here, everyone just looked at me like, “Applewhite, you nutball!”

13 posted on 07/08/2021 8:08:44 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dayglored

Live fast, Die hung and leave a good looking corpse.


14 posted on 07/08/2021 8:26:16 AM PDT by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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To: dayglored

Baloney. That’s long been known to cause serious health problems and early death.


15 posted on 07/08/2021 8:43:47 AM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: dayglored

...in human males, that is.


16 posted on 07/08/2021 8:45:00 AM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: dayglored

Great. The damn GOPe are going to live forever.


17 posted on 07/08/2021 8:50:06 AM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: tnlibertarian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxBeOMyiB4


18 posted on 07/08/2021 9:24:05 AM PDT by NativeSon ( )
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To: dayglored

Nope. I’d rather die young.


19 posted on 07/08/2021 10:18:51 AM PDT by vpintheak (Live free, or die!)
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To: dayglored

That explains congress including female eunuchs. Why not if men can now have periods.


20 posted on 07/08/2021 10:24:32 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (Count Rostov "The tyranny of indistinguishable days.")
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